i think i god made us man dont question my religion

My dad brought to this my attention one day and said he thought of it like this

"maybe we are a form of alien or aliens brought us here to colonize new locations and use us as a study and watch how we interact

because i do believe in aliens, there is no way that earth is the only place with any form of life with the universe being as big as it is

lol idk i think we came from fish or monkeys cuz think about it 75 % of the world is water so idk maybe we a chicken had sex with a duck and we came lol idk we who cares ::facepalm::

I believe god is dead Thus Spoke NihilisticColt lol
(i also believe only 5 people on TTG got that)


All though I am a Nihilistic Atheist I believe we do not have enough conclusive evidence to prove where we came from but all of the heretics here agree it was not a deity based on the evidence that we have (the most logical theory yet is evolution but in a few years that may change)

And yet even though the "Bible" has more plot holes than Transformers 2 it has more followers than Justin Bieber on Twitter so im going to list a couple of the major plot holes

1. Cain and Abel are Adam and Eve's only children and incest is a sin so how did humanity get so over populated?

2.umm Yahwe is a metaphysical impossibility

3 Screw it just go to [ Register or Signin to view external links. ] and get the rest of the info (oops wrong emote for this
topic XD)

oh and for all you Darwinists out there i reccomend one of these [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]

we didn't evolve from monkeys dumbass we share a common ancestor

tbh, i dont like to think about this stuff, nor do i care. i believe god created man, just like it says in genesis, but who knows.

I think we came from an egg or eggs awile ago there was enough people to start populating and thats how it happend lol

It was by some mammal but most likely not a monkey or ape.

what religions say is a load of bull there is no proof in any god so it has to be the big bang theory, simple as.

CHoNcLeXi-MoDz wrote In my opinion I think it's God&Evolutions

I mean, how could matter just randomly explode in space without any energy/mass?

it's the theory of e=mc2.

But then, if there was Adam and Eve; and they had two sons called Cain and Abel; who the **** are we all here? Either there was a pregnant gay man, or Eve was a M1LF :L

Ok obviously you dont know what a M1LF is, it would be a wh0re first of all, a M1Lf is a Mother I'd Like To Fu**, you fill in the rest there buddy.