Ok, well after reading about a hundred different theorys that are all absolutely stupid, i just played ascension with my friends for the fun of it and something clicked, I remember reading somewhere to do with the Node easter egg something about the mystery man saying the "pipes need to be repaired", and no this is not the mechanism one at the start of the game but i swear that somewhere something to do with "the pipes need/must be repaired", well anyway in the spawn room, you will notice that there are 3 broken pipes spraying out a gas, one is through a window downstairs and the other two are by the lander, one of the two by the lander is constant aswell.

My theory is that you must do something with these pipes, AND i'm sure there are more but the spawn room onlt has 3, i know there is one under the PAP machine but i am not sure whether or not that has anything of relevance, but i hope this helps and so i mean maybe when you get the Dames you have to shoot them all simultaneously or in a certain order, for example the one that is constant is first and then after that one another one will be constant and you shoot that one etc...

Again i am most likely completely wrong but i will be getting a team together soon to test this out! Try it yourself and post the results

I would also like to say that none of this was copy/pasted

POWER NODES [ALL]

1. Ok, to begin with i would like to say that the generator you must throw a black hole bomb at is NOT node, just the beginning of the hunt, but anyway to begin throw a black hole bomb at the flashing generator outside the map by PhD Flopper, make sure you throw it as close as possible to suck it up.

2. Then make your way over to Stamin-up and then keep going through until you reach the scrapyard area, turn left upon entering this area and you should see a set of stairs, under these stairs is a computer, aproach the computer and press X on it and a man should speak to you.

3. Now you have to wait until a monkey round, get one person to go to every perk machine [NOT QUICK-REVIVE] and then keep one monkey alive at the end of the round and then next to each machine there should be a little red button, get everyone to press X on this at the same time, it must be the same time otherwise the whole easter egg will fail

4. Now, I am pretty sure it does not matter if it is a monkey round or not but make your way to PAP and then there should be a elevated area and underneath this there is 4 pressure plates, get one person on each plate and stay there for a minute then once done a nuke should go off sounding that you have done this.

5. Now, there are floating letters in the sky, you must spell the word LUNA out of these, I apologise as i do not know the correct order of the landers to spell the word LUNA out but here is a video tutorial...

6. After the landers go back to the scrapyard area and look ahead and there should be a crashed Project Mercury lander (more on this further on...) infront of this there should be a ball of light, this step requires two upgraded ray guns, an upgraded cross bow and a upgraded thundergun, and a black hole bomb [NOTE : POSSIBLE MATRYOSHKA DOLLS ASWELL?]

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