Beginning
At the start of Ascension, you hear a mans voice saying something along the lines of
turning the mechanism on and 'she' is coming closer (Samantha?). Most people think nothing of it and carry on playing but i accidently discovered something.

The Generator
For this step you will need a black hole device.
After turning the power on, go near the moon lander on the map that has the perk PhD flopper. There is a huge A like sign on the right side of the entrance to it. Now look even further right, just slightly out of the map, and you will see a sparking generator like object lying on the ground. Throw your black hole device at it and the generator will be sucked into it. The mans voice will return and say something about the next step and needing power.

Power Node #1
Go to the moon lander near the stamina-up perk machine. To the left you will notice a small staircase with a TV under it. The TV will have static on it. Approach the TV and hold the x button. An illuminati sign will appear on the screen and yet again, the mans voice returns. He says you found the first power node, now find the other three, then starts whispering desperately she is still coming.

Power Node #2 (4 players needed)
When monkeys come, all 4 of the players go to a perk machine each (Excluding quick revive) there should now be a small red button in each room on the wall. All four players must press their buttons at the same time to activate the second node.

Power Node #3
Go to the room under the rocket after it has took off, you will hear a whistling sound. Look around and you will see a clock with a knife in it. Make sure you have a crawler FAR away as this takes a minute. All four of the players must stand infront of the clock.(Dont move at all) The clock will slowly count down to one. When it reaches one, a nuke will go off and the third node will be activated.

Power Node #4
To get power node four, you have to spell out LUNA in the sky with the landers. To get a letter you have to call the lander. (NOT BUY) For the sequence to call them, see the letter guide below.

The Portal
When you finish power node four, there will be a floating white orb near the stam-up lander. You have to use a combination of the zeus cannon, crossbow, dolls, Gersh device and ray guns for this to work (All PaP'd). Throw a gersh device at the portal, then dolls and the crossbow. In the meantime, the 2 other plays using the ray gun and zuescannon on it. If done correctly, the man will say, "Turning power off."

Ending
After you activate the 'portal,' the white light will then shoot up into the air and say 'Thank you for freeing me'. Then, you will all get death machine for about 2 minutes. People think if you shoot all the batteries with the death machines something will happen, but as far as im concerned, thats it. Worst possible ending to an easter egg this hard, if you ask me.

The Letters
If anybody is interested, im putting a list of letters and where to call the lander to get them. Note: A is the symbol for the PhD flopper lander, B for the one by the sickle, and C for the one by stam-up. Middle means spawn.

b to a= Y
a to b= S
b to c= A
c to b= H
a to c= R
c to a= M
b to Middle = I
c to Middle = U
a to Middle = E
Middle to c= L
Middle to a= T
Middle to b= N



After i was thinking samantha why dont i try that instead of luna .. and it worked then the next round it was hell dogs WTF then we went on one of the landder pads and it took us to lander 4 the ppsh on wall for 10 , 000 its called the reaper its just upgraded

rep mep if helped


p.s proof uploaded when i next do it which is in a min kk