Lmao I have way too many but I think the most embarrassing one was when I was in my living room.

> Playing with my dog
> Gets wedgie
> Unbuckles pants to adjust wedgie
> Pants unbuckled, hand down pants, dog sniffing crotch area as any dog does

> Brother walks in

Most have to do a #2 at some point right?

I often do my business at work. However, on this one particular day, I choose bathroom that didn't have a lock to lock the door from the inside on it...

Anyway, once I've done my business, washed my hands and ready to leave... my boss walks in

It wasn't a nice rose smell that he walked into.

I was jumping on a trampoline with my girl and her 3 nieces, they are all younger than 5 at the time.

They still tell me every time I see them
"Matt remember when you ripped your pants on the trampoline HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA"

When I head butted this somewhat attractive girl at a party. I'm 6ft4 nearly knocked her out. Was sitting down and stood up to give her a hug and head but bang

My most awkward situation would have to be when I was in 5th grade, it was winter time and I went to take my snow pants off and I pulled to hard and my pants came off with the snow pants..

When you go to shake someone's hand , but the hand shake is for someone next to you.