me and my friends were messing around bored and we came up with this
Me and my friend Jon are architects and in our normal day in the field we discoved a strange substance that waa to the constitancy of bumwee and with the smell of penicillin on a boulder so we took the substance in a morrisons which cost 3 pence(ripoff)carrierbag and took this too our manager to see if it was of any danger as it was unmarked and in a small shiny cylinder after no responce from our boss we took the strange cylinder in the morrisons carrierbag to jons basement and stashe it the wall so that the organziation of stealling bumwee penicillin couldn take it,for a short while when a strange arabic man broke into jons hous and put the substance into a syringeand injected himself on the right index toehe prolapsed so much hairs burst out o his nose and his bumhole we tried to save him as much as we could (not really he was arabic) we informed NASA about the strange occurences and they knocked on our door we showed him the penicillin/bumwee he opened the bag and vomitted everywhereit was hurendous i couldnt belive my eyes with the amount of sick which is when i turned around saw the rabbitlike alien creature crouched upon the floor his name was jon brookes he growled and grimmished his teeth at me, he was about to attack i could see this so i grabbed the neares object i could(a LCD 74 inch Television) and smashed him round the head several times till he was knocked out then i took a huge dump in its mouthit exploded throwing me several yards across the room has anyone had the same experience as me.
sorry for the bad grammar was writen in a hurry
what do you think should i become a author?