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Zepcy wrote Not good with jokes but...
If you ever get cold stand in a room go to the corner because there usually about 90 degrees lol
Correct me if I'm wrong but he posted first...
Something's not right here...
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WatchingFromAFar wroteZepcy wrote Not good with jokes but...
If you ever get cold stand in a room go to the corner because there usually about 90 degrees lol
Correct me if I'm wrong but he posted first...
Something's not right here...
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He did post first. You gifted the wrong guy bro. Not cool.
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Zepcy wrote Not good with jokes but...
If you ever get cold stand in a room go to the corner because there usually about 90 degrees lol
lol I tried that one once as-well..... it didn't work ;( lol
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-JakesLobbies- wroteZepcy wrote Not good with jokes but...
If you ever get cold stand in a room go to the corner because there usually about 90 degrees lol
lol I tried that one once as-well..... it didn't work ;( lol
Hey, pm me for a second, I got a question m8
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A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that shes not a virgin, but shes told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, Heres what you do buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.
So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:
Dearest, Im sorry, but Ive thought things over and I just dont think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but Im sorry, Ive thought about it, and we just werent meant to be. P.S. Your vagina is in the sink.
So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy sex all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:
Dearest, Im sorry, but Ive thought things over and I just dont think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but Im sorry, Ive thought about it, and we just werent meant to be. P.S. Your vagina is in the sink.
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I'd love to win mate. Now it's the summer i have so much free time to spend on TTG and get to know the community. This site is so great honestly. anyway on with the joke.
Do you want to know what the definition of sly is?
Telling a Blind Ethiopian man that his food is in the corner of a circular room
Do you want to know what the definition of sly is?
Telling a Blind Ethiopian man that his food is in the corner of a circular room
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