Latest Funny Sentences

1. Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.

2. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

3. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

4. I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas just absolutely awesome!

5. I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

6. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

7. When I think of books, I touch my shelf.

8. Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

9. Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life.

10. If you think seven years of bad luck is bad for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom!

11. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.


Most Popular Sentences

1. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

2. I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.

3. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.

4. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

6. Nobody dies a virgin, because life **** us all

7. Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

8. You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.

9. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

10. You are the light of my life. Before I met you, I walked in the dark.