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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

-Roberto

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasoreass
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CRJSM wrote Why is the chicken cross the road .. because to get to the other side of the road. Old but very lame.


That's not the original joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opossum it could be done.
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Why did the pirate take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C
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Why did the kid take toilet paper to the party?


Because he was a party pooper!!
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I'd be kicked off this site if i said some of the jokes i had therefor add my skype if you want to here them

Skype: will..g5
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All so funny hah

U make me laugh
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Cannot say mine as it is very racial. Sorry I have a very harsh sense of humour.... Sooooooo.....

A guy walked into a bar.....

.....ouch.
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Can i read you a poem. OK. Roses are red, violets are blue..... NOW GET YOUR ASS IN MY VAN!!!
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I asked my blonde girlfriend to throw out all my socks that had holes in them,

I now have no socks left.
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This isn't the funniest I have heard but it is pretty funny.

How does NASA organize a party? They Planet.

LMAO
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