One sunny Delight morning Mr Pibb went to Dr Peppers office.
He said his girlfriend Sierra Mist Was Stroking his Tab and he couldnt Squirt.
Dr Pepper suggested that his girlfriend wasnt good enough so he suggested his cousin Gingeral also known as Big Red.
They went back to Welches Farm for some Country Time to smoke weed and get Mellow Yellow.
He told Big Red that she looked like a Red Bull and needed to learn how to Diet Rite.
So she took track and decided that she was going to do the Vault.
She was getting tired of track so she quit and became a Minute Maid.
And Mr Pibb didnt think that was Jolly good.
So he went to get drunk at his favorite bar Mug.
And he met a Rockstar that just blew his Amp from his favorite band Monster.
Sam was sad about his Blown Amp so Mr Pibb decided it was Sams Choice if he wanted to take them to Arizona or Mtn Dew.
Sam had a Old Crush back in Arizona but he doesnt like her because she gave him blue Bawls so they decided to go to Mtn Dew.
While on there way to Mtn Dew they stopped at the Sun Drop and bought them some Pepsi.
Shortly after arriving at Mtn Dew they checked into the Lipton Hotel.
Where Sam over dosed on Coke so they had to call Dr Thunder.
Dr Thunder used his special Poweraid called 7up to heal Sam.
After that Sam said that Dr Thunder was a CoolAid.
So they decided to go swimming in Lake Aquafina where they met a Hawaiian.
Sam made fun of how fat the hawaiian was and Sam recieved a Hawaiian pucnch.
So Mr Pibb put Sam in his car with a V8 and Propeld him to A and W Dentistry.
And Mr Figi fixed his teeth as fast as a Snappled so they all took a drink of Pepsi and they shouted Yoo-Hoo.
The End.

i never knew some of these sodas in this story were even real