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So Harry Potter finally defeats He Who Must Not Be Named in this new film?
It's Ryan Giggs, isn't it?

Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.

I admire his determination, but
will somebody tell Stephen Hawking it's impossible to lick the back of your neck.


My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

I for one, am all in favor of amalgamating film franchises, it worked for Alien and Predator. Why wouldn't it work for Twilight and Blade?