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TTG_REDNECK_x
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****highlight the WHOLE thing after reading for the answer****
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.


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yes umm i have no comment
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TTG_REDNECK_x wrote ****highlight the WHOLE thing after reading for the answer****
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

haha good one
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Crucify
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Wow thats cold blooded lol
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funny but offensive to some ppl
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lol thats not mean thats funny
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ZOMG
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i dont get it.
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ZOMG wrote i dont get it.

just think 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
never said MPH
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lol
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