I know this is quite old, but its real funny :L

In sunday school there was this girl, she never listened and always fell asleep. The little boy that sat behind her liked her so he always looked out for her. One time when the girl was asleep the teacher asked her
"Who created the world?"
She did not reply so the boy poked her in the back with a pencil. She woke up insantly and shouted
"God Almighty!"
The teacher was amazed, so she decided to ask another,
"Who was gods son?" Again, she did not reply as she had fallen asleep so the boy poked her with the pencil and she shouted
"Jesus Christ". The teacher was astounded,
"Well done, now im going to give you a really hard question, What did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?" The girl did not reply so the boy poked her in the back and she turned around and screemed
"If you stick that thing in me one more time ill snap it in half!"
The teacher fainted.



LOLOL