Now then here come the fun part, the all important 1000G, so I will provide you with a step by step guide in what the quickest order is to obtain the 1000G.

STEP 1: Customization

LOGOS:

From the main menu, select Teams & Tools, then Logos, now you can intricately design twenty designs, or you can hold D-Pad Down and hit A

to assign a black square to your logo, and then press B to head to a new logo, repeat the process nineteen more times and the achievement is yours.

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TIME TAKEN: 2 MINS

UPLOADING

On the same logo screen, select New Logo, then press Back, if you have a Kinect it will turn on the camera allowing you to show the following QR code, and it will automatically upload.

You can also, use one of your previously created ones, and take a picture of the QR code on your phone, or tablet or the such, then show the code to your Kinect. Like I mentioned earlier if you don't have Kinect it is currently impossible to get the achievement, but don't worry, the are working on a unique code system for you to use in order to obtain this achievement.

Try the code for a fun logo, you can either copy the same one ten times or do the same one over and over again.

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Credit to DocHolliday8706 for creating this logo.

Doing this will net you:-

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TIME TAKEN: 4 MINS

CHARACTERS:

Now from the Teams & Tools menu select Characters. Same as the logo creation, you can spend time making your characters or you can hover over the plus sign, hold down D-Pad Right and hit A repeat twenty more times and watch this pop up before your very eyes.

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Apparently, creating characters are just liking childbirth, it's painless, apparently.

TIME TAKEN: 2 MINS

UPLOADING

Same as before, you'll want to hit Back to bring up the Kinect camera. Hold up one of the following QR codes, make sure you get the QR code within the square on the screen.

Scan in 10 of these and this should get you:-

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TIME TAKEN: 4 MINS

SONGS:

Next on the Teams & Tools list is Songs, here you can create your own midi tunes Guitar Hero style.

You can take the time to make all the songs perfectly, or hold DPad-Down and press A to plot the note B to skip the naming process then B to return to then menu, repeat another nineteen times to unlock:

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TIME TAKEN: 2 MINS

UPLOADING ONCE MORE

You know the drill by now, select new song, then use Back to bring the Kinect and scan the code.

Use this site to find your fav songs, then click on it to get the code to upload.

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Doing this will net you:

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TIME TAKEN: 4 MINS

CREATING A TEAM:

Lastly on the Teams & Tools menu is Teams itself, you'll will need to create ten teams, each with eight characters, a custom logo and song.

Name each of the ten teams, then add eight random characters to each team, then go back to the first team and choose the logo, do this again for each team and the same with a song, once you've completed the last one you'll get:

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TIME TAKEN: 5 MINS

TOTAL TIME SO FAR: 23 MINS

Well, that's the boring part over, how's that episode coming along? Figured out who the killer is yet? No? We better carry on then.

STEP 2: THE GAME ITSELF

SOCIAL MEDIA:

Head to the Options menu and make sure "Chat w/ Hashbombs" is on.

Set a normal local game up and follow the following instructions to get you a few achievements before the match is over.

In the corner of the screen you should see @???? well, not ? but letters.

If you have a Twitter account log in and then Tweet the following. "@idarbwire #???? (replacing the ? with the letters in the code) #achievement" Send out the tweet and not only will your followers think you've gone insane, you'll will also unlock an achievement. Cool, huh?

If you have a Twitch account, make sure in the options menu you have Set Twitch Channel as your own, then once the game has started, log in to Twitch and in the chat type #achievement. You should unlock:

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TIME TAKEN: 3 MINS

SCORING GOALS:

Next, collect the ball and jump up onto the gray platform to the left of the ball, and aim to the white platform above, once you've taken the shot and it hits the white platform and bounces onto the small gray platform and into the goal, you will get a X3 multiplier "netting" you 15 points. Netting, get it? And one of these:

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Next what you need to do is keep scoring goals, until you get an exact score of 42 points.

Walking the ball in will get you a point.

Throwing it in next to the goal will get you two points.

Throwing it in from further away will get you between 3-5 points.

Bouncing it off platforms will increase your multiplier.

Remember after the four rounds you need to have exactly 42 points or you'll have to restart.

Then you'll unlock the super secret achievement.

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That's it for that match, five minutes later and you're 200G richer.

TIME TAKEN: 5 MINS

The next achievement can be done three ways:

THE NO FRIENDS WAY:

Now, start the single player, win the first match then start the second match, it'll be a 2v1 match, that is two AIs versus you.

This method may take a while but, if you stand still and let the AI score eventually they will perform an Alley Oop, which is when player one, passes to player two who is in the air, and the catch the ball and then score. When the Alley Oop is scored and the match is over you'll get the achievement.

THE NO FRIENDS SECOND CONTROLLER WAY:

Start a match with two controllers on the same team, then head to the other goal and onto small gray platform.
Using your second controller collect the ball and head towards where your first player is.
Then press B to start the pass but don't release it, press A on player one's controller to make the character jump, funnily enough, release the B on the second controller to complete the pass, then the first player needs to score the goal.

THE I HAVE FRIENDS TO HELP ME WAY:

Same as above, you can either get your friend to man the second controller, or do the same above but online, make sure the two of you are on the same team.

Doing this will get you:-

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TIME TAKEN: 4 MINS

Step 3: Online possibly

Now for the final achievement, you'll need to jump and stun an opponent 25 times.

Same as above, if you have two controllers, load up a local game, make sure the your other controller is on the opposite team, then head over to the opponent and jump above them and press LS and A, you should see a little orange circle, meaning they are "stunned", repeat the process 24 more times and grab your final achievement. This achievement can be done on regular online play with a friend or a random online player, but due to the randomness of online player they may not stay still long enough for you to achieve your goal. Goal... football? Ok, I'll stop now.

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TIME TAKEN: 5 MINS

OVERALL TIME TAKEN: 40 MINS

And that's it, your 1000G. You're episode should have come to a dramatic conclusion, and so has your time with this game.

Thanks for reading!