GTA Online claims 'I'm Not A Hipster,' update says otherwise

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The latest addition to Grand Theft Auto Online will fill the virtual world with overly tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses designed to express collective individuality and artfully distressed print tees torn from the dreams of Dov Charney.

Dubbed the "I'm Not A Hipster" update, this most recent DLC features new clothing, masks, tattoos and, of course, hairstyles that can only be described as "cool" under the most ironic of conditions. Additionally, Rockstar Games promises seven new vehicles will join the online crime-ridden wasteland. From classics like the Glendale to environmentally friendly minicars like the Panto, there's something for every carjacker. And, if you've got a large family (or crew of hardened criminals) to lug around, the update also adds a massive three-axel, six-seat Dubsta for those who reach Rank 100. Two antique weapons and twelve new jobs round out the "I'm Not A Hipster" update, for those who couldn't find gainful employment attaching birds to things or raising urban co-op poultry.

Rockstar has yet to reveal a precise release date for this latest addition, but as with all Grand Theft Auto Online add-ons, "I'm Not A Hipster" will be available at no charge.

Update: The "I'm Not A Hipster" update is out now on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Have fun!

Posted: Jun 17, 2014 10:21 pm
Related Forum: Grand Theft Auto Forum

Source: http://www.joystiq.com/2014/06/17/gta-online-claims-im-not-a-hipster-update-says-otherwise/

Comments

XenoChristPosted: Wed. Jun 18, 2014

That is good they're giving out free DLC.

AsicsPosted: Wed. Jun 18, 2014

Honestly not really excited for this.

MaggardoPosted: Wed. Jun 18, 2014

Maggardo And they still have yet to release heists.

I just wish they would release heists. The game got boring a while back. I'm starting to lose faith in Rockstar actually bringing out heists. I'm sorry but that is just the way I feel.

MaggardoPosted: Wed. Jun 18, 2014

And they still have yet to release heists.

AR15Posted: Wed. Jun 18, 2014

lnfinite Better set-up my xbox 360 to get this, love the 6 wheel truck! Looks amazing. Sucks its unlocked at level 100 though!

Just mod this game like everyone else does. Can't even play online without modders.

SmurfsPosted: Wed. Jun 18, 2014

The update doesn't sound that great, but I still wanna get on to check it out.

ZE_BLUEZPosted: Wed. Jun 18, 2014

TrueHardcoreGamer This sounds cool but i cant ait for PS4 GTA5 cuz im transferring my GTA5 xbox360 account to PS4 GTA5 account =) thx to rockstar saying ull be able to do that YES =)

This is for the same company (Microsoft) (Sony) This means Xbox 360-Xbox One, Ps3-Ps4

JRMHPosted: Tue. Jun 17, 2014

PJDUNN
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PJDUNN Are heists ever coming out? Just wondering...

I guess this is a lot better than heist. So disappointed.

Yeah I know right I love free dlc packs of clothes and a few vehicles. This game was over hyped and it came out September I think it was and theyve had all this time to work on it and still nothing.. :/

They're saving heists for next gen so that the next gen sells more, as a fraction of Rockstars customers, including myself, are already bored with GTA.

TrueHardcoreGamerPosted: Tue. Jun 17, 2014

This sounds cool but i cant ait for PS4 GTA5 cuz im transferring my GTA5 xbox360 account to PS4 GTA5 account =) thx to rockstar saying ull be able to do that YES =)