GTA Online claims 'I'm Not A Hipster,' update says otherwise

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The latest addition to Grand Theft Auto Online will fill the virtual world with overly tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses designed to express collective individuality and artfully distressed print tees torn from the dreams of Dov Charney.

Dubbed the "I'm Not A Hipster" update, this most recent DLC features new clothing, masks, tattoos and, of course, hairstyles that can only be described as "cool" under the most ironic of conditions. Additionally, Rockstar Games promises seven new vehicles will join the online crime-ridden wasteland. From classics like the Glendale to environmentally friendly minicars like the Panto, there's something for every carjacker. And, if you've got a large family (or crew of hardened criminals) to lug around, the update also adds a massive three-axel, six-seat Dubsta for those who reach Rank 100. Two antique weapons and twelve new jobs round out the "I'm Not A Hipster" update, for those who couldn't find gainful employment attaching birds to things or raising urban co-op poultry.

Rockstar has yet to reveal a precise release date for this latest addition, but as with all Grand Theft Auto Online add-ons, "I'm Not A Hipster" will be available at no charge.

Update: The "I'm Not A Hipster" update is out now on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Have fun!

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Source: http://www.joystiq.com/2014/06/17/gta-online-claims-im-not-a-hipster-update-says-otherwise/

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1989Posted:

Empyrean Or instead of adding these updates now, wait until after heists come out so people actually have money to pay for these items added in the updates...



Yeah true but i think they can release the heists now but they choose to do it when next gen gta is out

1989Posted:

heard about this nmight have to play it now!

EmpyreanPosted:

Or instead of adding these updates now, wait until after heists come out so people actually have money to pay for these items added in the updates...

pyroboy926Posted:

ej709 their gonna keep milking it till the next gen version comes out. Then they will drop heists trust me, i know rockstar and how they make their money


What are you talking about you know rockstar? They're a company that doesn't like to hold up to their promises. They will be trying to milk GTA V even when it's spit dry.

ej709Posted:

their gonna keep milking it till the next gen version comes out. Then they will drop heists trust me, i know rockstar and how they make their money

TomPosted:

So this stuff is more important then Heists! Really want that heists like 360MoTioN said!

360MoTioN C'mon rockstar listen to the people and bring out heists.

PryzelPosted:

This is a great thing for the game imo. But they should really be focusing on getting heists out as alot of people are getting impatient now...

WheyPosted:

I would have liked to have seen more super cars being brought out personally. When the zentorno was added everyone was loving it, now we get a smart car... Trevor's quad is available to buy though which is cool.

BeowulfPosted:

The new cars for this update are pretty different to what we have seen in all the other dlc,No sports cars and no super cars!.
Instead we are treated to an assortment of whacky wheels and the 6x6 monster truck.

I wonder what people will moan about when the heists do come out lol.

DivePosted:

C'mon rockstar listen to the people and bring out heists.


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