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A boy walks into a shop and asks, "Do you have any blue loaves of bread?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, sorry. We've only got pink ones."
The boy says, "That's alright. I've got my bike outside."
The shopkeeper says, "No, sorry. We've only got pink ones."
The boy says, "That's alright. I've got my bike outside."
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what is clled an alligator in a vest :an investigator
what is the favorite spice of a clock :thyme
what run faster than a black man with a tv : his brother with the dvd
what is the favorite spice of a clock :thyme
what run faster than a black man with a tv : his brother with the dvd
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
How did I Do? But if you didnt like that i got this to
Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
How did I Do? But if you didnt like that i got this to
Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Lol.
Lol.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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"Java" is to "Javascript" about the same as "fun" is to "funeral".
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What's the difference between your wife and your job?.... after 10 years your job still sux!
Hope this made you laugh
Hope this made you laugh
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What kind of news does a cow read?
The Moooos
The Moooos
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so you wona know what monkeys do for fun eh?
they poo into their own hands and throw it at a wall and just laugh at what they just did
they poo into their own hands and throw it at a wall and just laugh at what they just did
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Yo mamas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
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