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#191. Posted:
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Yes i really wanna gift him but they werent as funyn as some of the others i send him a PM to get one more chance
#192. Posted:
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Q: What do you call it when a mexican gets baptised?
A: Bean Dip xD
#193. Posted:
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There is a father and a young baby son. He tries to teach him to say daddy. This is how it went:

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Father: No DADDY!
Baby: Mommy!
Father: **** you say Daddy!
Baby: **** you!
Mom walks in hears the baby and says: Where did here that from?
Baby: Daddy!
Father: Shit are you serious?
#194. Posted:
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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs, hehehehe
#195. Posted:
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is that the Sun or r u just to Dam Hot!
#196. Posted:
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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.
#197. Posted:
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After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to learn the basics again.
How to walk, how to talk, How to feed herself and How to not argue with me at the top of the stairs again.
#198. Posted:
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ITS OVER!

you can keep posting jokes if you like!
#199. Posted:
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Marrk wrote ITS OVER!

you can keep posting jokes if you like!

gratz on gold gifter badge
#200. Posted:
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1. Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella.


2. Q: Why did the belt get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
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