A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.

Here's a few jokes i found a while back

Why does Jesus suck at hockey? he always gets nailed to the boards. (Sorry if this offended anyone)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you.

Why didn't anyone like piglet?
He always played with pooh!

Hope they made you laugh, they made me laugh

Marrk wrote So i noticed alot of people are doing these giveaways, but i thought about it and they are all helping the community in a way!

Rules:

No Spamming
Must have more then 50 Posts
can only enter once

How To Enter:

You must post a joke that i will enjoy. (I know that others have been doing this as well but i think its a good idea ;) )
It must be original.

Whoever makes me laugh good i will gift them.

Gifts Remaining: 16

GRATS TO:
DCHIEF
Danny60569
Quarterback
Clan
PS4
DesertXzombie

-Marrk (GOOD LUCK!!)

A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go, but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked for the mans license and registration. Then the cop said, Listen, Mac, its Friday, Im tired, and I just want to go home, so if you can give me an excuse I havent heard before, Ill let you go.

The man thought for a minute, then replied, My wife ran off with a cop the other day, and I thought you were trying to give her back to me.



The cop nodded and said, Have a nice day.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." hope you liked it. good luck to everyone
- Jesse

Tried to delete my last one but couldn't sorry if this is sexest but its hilarious

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

The dad said "Son you need to stop masterbateing you can go blind" The son replyed "Dad I'm over here"

I'd like to try to enter this giveaway,

A Three-Year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors office before surgery.
Why is your stomach so big? he asks.
Im having a baby. she replies.
Is the baby in your stomach? he asks, with a big smirk
Yes, it is. she says.

Is it a Good baby? He asks, with a puzzled look.
Oh, yes. A really good baby. the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him? Lol -Beneath

ModLobbyz wrote The dad said "Son you need to stop masterbateing you can go blind" The son replyed "Dad I'm over here"

HA this made me laugh! gold for you

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Crude humor(; GL everyone!