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sorry forgot aout this one - The greeks created the olympics for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris created the special olympics for the rest of us.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
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Chuck Norris puts the Fun in Funeral.
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Handicap spaces aren't for people who are handicapped.
It means if you park there Chuck Norris will handicap you.
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why when chuck norris has sex he has to be on top?
Because he never fuccks up.

The cure for cancer is chuck norris's tears, too bad he never cries.

When Ozzy bit the head off of a bat, Chuck bit the head off Batman.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris got it back.
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A bottle of sleeping pills just makes him blink.

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chuck norris doesnt swim water jus likes him
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I hate how people always write that Chuck Norris is a god.... its not like he's gonna come into my house and smash my head into the keygisdtkjfhykso;****[zau';kzrsyu;sjstrxii

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father...
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chuck norris can chew on water
playstaion network was never hacked chuck norris just decided to play one day
chuck norris starred straight into the face of medusa, he just laughed
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