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Whats your best Chuck Norris Joke???
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There are tons of them and some are pretty good.
My all time favorite:
Chuck norris is like corn no matter how much sh*t hes in he always comes out in one piece.

What are your favorites???
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chuck norris can see john cena lol
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This is quite good
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Chuck Noris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is!!
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Chuck Norris cant take arrows in the knee
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Another one of my favorites:
Both sides of chuck norris's pillow are cold.
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Aliens do exist , they just wouldn't dare come to a planet that has Chuck Norris on it.
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they found a cure for cancer, it's chuck norrises tears. to bad he's never cried
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