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I have a few Dad jokes. If you all have any better ones, drop them below!

Why did Simba die?
Because he didn't Mufasa ( Move Fasta )

How do you tickle an octopus?
With Ten Tickles ( Tenticles )

Now it's your turn >
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Thank you for pointing out the puns, i would never have got them..

Did you have a haircut?

No, i got them all cut.
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I LOVE DAD JOKES OH MY LORD!!!!

I'm actually having a dad joke off with a friend soon enough. ill probably upload the video here when we do.

here is a vid of a dad joke off and i cry from laughter overtime

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-Busolini- wroteI LOVE DAD JOKES OH MY LORD!!!!

I'm actually having a dad joke off with a friend soon enough. ill probably upload the video here when we do.

here is a vid of a dad joke off and i cry from laughter overtime

I was litteraly just about to link this hahahaha funniest video ever! Dad Jokes crack me up at just how dumb and funny they are
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I went to the doctors the other day and I told him I feel like a pair of curtains...

He told me to pull myself together...
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the jokes are lame as hell but still make me laugh lol.
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"that was so funny"
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They're so bad that they're funny. Penguin jokes are even worse.

Whats black and white, black and white and black and white?

a penguin rolling down a hill
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Craig wroteI went to the doctors the other day and I told him I feel like a pair of curtains...

He told me to pull myself together...


You make me sick to my stomach Craig.
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Echo wrote
-Busolini- wroteI LOVE DAD JOKES OH MY LORD!!!!

I'm actually having a dad joke off with a friend soon enough. ill probably upload the video here when we do.

here is a vid of a dad joke off and i cry from laughter overtime

I was litteraly just about to link this hahahaha funniest video ever! Dad Jokes crack me up at just how dumb and funny they are



Too funny
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