The hot, sexy (?) make-out scenes in Mass Effect piqued the curiosity of Fox News, and the sequel promises more carnal-alien action. If you want specifics, I got them, courtesy of Mass Effect 2's ESRB ratings. I warn you, the below description contains spoilers, and may not be suitable for anyone under the age of 18!

Anyway, here is the juicy, sexy action you can expect in Mass Effect 2:

Players may enter a bar where alien pole dancing exists (choreography highlighted on big-screen monitors) or hear suggestive comments such as "krogan sexual deviants enjoy salarian flexibility" and "if this is just about sex, maybe you should just f**king say so." Players can also choose to have "romantic encounters" with the alien/human henchmen characters; this involves watching a guided cutscene in which two characters flirt, kiss, and/or embrace: clothed alien/human characters may prop a partner on top of a space console, clear away the clutter from a bed-slab, unzip a future-blouse, or just talk it out. Though an alien/human may gyrate her hips while on top (fleeting—one-to-two seconds), actual sex is never depicted—the camera cuts away to space furniture and ceilings.

I don't know about you, but I need a cigarette!

Seriously, though, if you're wading through Mass Effect 2 to get to glorious moment of unzipping a "future-blouse," perhaps you need to find a hobby. or at least learn to work google a little better.

[Via G4TV]

Posted: Dec 17, 2009 3:54 am