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Frankie Boyle Jokes
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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Just asked my hairdresser for a Justin Bieber haircut... F****** t*** just shaved my pubes off.
Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.
I recently asked my wife if she wanted to play rape. She said no. She's a good sport
My wife has askd me2 get her some gloves 2 wear at mothers funeral. Does anyone know where I can buy those giant foam fingers?
My wife left me because she said that I was too kinky in the bedroom... I almost gagged on my own spunk when she told me!
IF CARLSBERG...spent more time on their beer and less time on other professions they could improve. it'd PROBABLY not taste like piss!
I just got fired from the sperm bank. I was caught drinking on the job.
First day in prison my cell mate asked me what I was in for. I looked at him and said 'judging by the size of you Id say an arse raping.'
I had sex with a r*t*** the other day but she wouldnt let me c** in her mouth. So I jizzed on the window and let nature take its course
Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of guys came out and f***** every1s day up.
If you have sex with your mum then impregnate her, and have sex with that child and impregnate that child. what relation is the baby to you?
BBC News: Wildfires hit western Australia. I know where there's s*** loads of water..
Y are hurricanes n cyclones always given non threatening names like Wilma and Geogre? Surely 'shit run' or 'f***' wud be more appropriate?
ITV1+1... So that people on benefits don't have to get up so early for Jeremy Kyle
My wife told me I'm not allowed to call it "The Paki Shop" anymore - so we've compromised and I now call it "The Newsasians".
So I see assistant referee Sian Massey has withdrawn from tonight's match between Crewe & Bradford... Probably on her period.
When I told Joseph Fritzl that women were like a fine wine, I'm not sure he quite understood.
I kinda wish racism didn't exist.... Then I could invent it and be a legend!!
My son spoke his first words to me today. "Dad, where the f*** have you been the past 25 years of my life?"
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Just asked my hairdresser for a Justin Bieber haircut... F****** t*** just shaved my pubes off.
Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.
I recently asked my wife if she wanted to play rape. She said no. She's a good sport
My wife has askd me2 get her some gloves 2 wear at mothers funeral. Does anyone know where I can buy those giant foam fingers?
My wife left me because she said that I was too kinky in the bedroom... I almost gagged on my own spunk when she told me!
IF CARLSBERG...spent more time on their beer and less time on other professions they could improve. it'd PROBABLY not taste like piss!
I just got fired from the sperm bank. I was caught drinking on the job.
First day in prison my cell mate asked me what I was in for. I looked at him and said 'judging by the size of you Id say an arse raping.'
I had sex with a r*t*** the other day but she wouldnt let me c** in her mouth. So I jizzed on the window and let nature take its course
Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of guys came out and f***** every1s day up.
If you have sex with your mum then impregnate her, and have sex with that child and impregnate that child. what relation is the baby to you?
BBC News: Wildfires hit western Australia. I know where there's s*** loads of water..
Y are hurricanes n cyclones always given non threatening names like Wilma and Geogre? Surely 'shit run' or 'f***' wud be more appropriate?
ITV1+1... So that people on benefits don't have to get up so early for Jeremy Kyle
My wife told me I'm not allowed to call it "The Paki Shop" anymore - so we've compromised and I now call it "The Newsasians".
So I see assistant referee Sian Massey has withdrawn from tonight's match between Crewe & Bradford... Probably on her period.
When I told Joseph Fritzl that women were like a fine wine, I'm not sure he quite understood.
I kinda wish racism didn't exist.... Then I could invent it and be a legend!!
My son spoke his first words to me today. "Dad, where the f*** have you been the past 25 years of my life?"
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