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TTG_Stacey
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Lol you guyz have posted so many jokes about us girls, so now its my turn

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal...

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Ouch lol. What girl jokes have been said?
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elmexicano wrote Ouch lol. What girl jokes have been said?


loads lol generally blonde jokes. n guess who's blonde

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I see
Well good on you.
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Hey Stacey, thats not nice.....funny, but not nice
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haha stacey your banging out the jokes today lol
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

Lol!
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lol hahaa

stacey who was making jokes about you girls :O just because you's are a minority on the site hahahaha
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lmao im a guy and had a good laugh with most of these cheers

haha ps blondes ftw ;)
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Haha, i like it.
Maybe next time don't make them so mean
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