Vader:

Where do i even start... First of all whats up with you playing that stupid ass game runescape. That shit died 10 years ago. Secondly, shave that damn hair under your chin. Its ok if you cant grow a full beard but please shave it. (Or atleast dont wear your TTG shirt in public until you do) . Im not even going to talk about your crooked nose and yellow teeth, i think the fact that you play runescape roasts you enough.

Nick:

please spend more time sleeping and less time on ttg. that way those bags under your eyes go away.

i still love you ;)