Here's some dumb teenager shit that'll give you a good laugh.

I sliced my finger open almost to the bone by climbing on top of my kitchen counter and hopping into the kitchen from my living room. As I was hopping into the kitchen, I realized that I was going to bust my ass so I brought my arms in front of me in case I fell on the floor. As I did that my left pointer finger ended up getting sliced open on one of those ninja blender blades. It's reaalllyy hard to explain how this happened, but this is the best way I can explain what happend. I guess.

Mr_Robot wrote I tore my ACL playing football in highschool. It's better now but it still doesn't feel the same. Everyone I have talked to about it, says that my knee will never be the same

Busted my head wide open twice and have to get 30+ stitches each time

Fell out of a tree, mind you I was young and I couldn't take the pain. Fractured arm - both arms. Bruised left leg. I was in a state for months.

Cracked my head 3 times

Broke my wrist, or stabbed in the hand.

Ive broken my leg and had my eye cut from playing football

My coccyx would be the worst injury I have sustained, and believe me, I've broken more than a few bones and have done quite a good amount of stupid shit that ended up causing unnecessary injury. Basically when I was younger I completely broke my coccyx, so much so that it technically could have been classified as shattered as the surgeons actually had to pull pieces of bones out of my lower back because they lodged that far in. They repaired what they could, but I did have to have a metal plate placed on the tip of my coccyx right before the sacrum connects. Right now, I have no problems with it, so long as I don't throw myself onto my ass; however I was told by the time I am in my late 40's, maybe earlier 50's, I will more than likely start seeing severe back pain due to the injury, from there is when a plan needs to be made to reduce as much lower back stress as possible when sitting and I may even have to go in for more surgery since within the next 29 years, surely there will be some sort of better fix instead of a plate and I'm assuming glued/screwed together bone fragments.

As for how I broke it? Literally walking on the school grounds, where the school buses sit; a person in a truck comes speeding around the corner and slams into my back, I flew probably about 10-15 feet and the direct hit is what did the damage. I remember trying to stand up, my whole body got extremely hot, it literally felt like the same sensation when you burn your skin and I fell onto my knees. From there, I didn't tell my mom for almost 3 months about my injury and literally bared it as best as I can. I skipped a lot of school because of it and when I did go to school, I was literally limping and doing what ever I could to avoid sitting down in classes. My mom got suspicious after multiple phone calls from the school about how I was acting and finally discovered the injury. Took me to a doctor and the doctor told me that I'm lucky I wasn't paralysed during the accident and how long I went without seeking medical attention. After he told me that, I was sent into emergency surgery.

Fun times for the Rooski.

keep getting inflammed knee (VERY ANNOYING). i've done nothing serious but i keep getting hurt so thats serious. i've got concussion 2 times, jumpers knee twice, strained heel, pulled groin, sprained wrist, sprained thumb thats all i've done in 3 years. only 16. alot of recovery time.

Back in 2010 I had a severe stomach injury that nearly killed me, I lost a lot of blood and nearly died on the doctors floor.