It started with a bang Neymar and an Inform in the two 35k packs, I check EA's Twitter a few hours later and they announced a "New exciting free gift" has been sent to everyone, me being the gentleman I am i kindly Accepted that offer and crawled out of my bed to have a wonder, on this wonder i discover 1 Item in my store section on ultimate team, at this moment a slight pinch of pre ejaculation stroked my boxer shorts. Is it a 50k pack or even a 100k pack? i thought to myself as the sweat collected on my palm. No. I gaze upon a Pu55y fart pack not 2 or 3 of them just 1. Surely they cant start with some hot ass and end with a pack that made my sack dry up and fall off?
Do you think there will be more packs surely they must end it with a bit of a bang atleast?