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Abby
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so what are some of your best pick up lines that are hilarious if I laugh you get all my rep ill start off
guy-did you get those pants at a discount
girl-no
guy-well they are 100 percent off with me

lol
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lIlI
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Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more

We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

Its a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, youd be too hot to handle.

And last but not least -
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UnrealApp
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You smell like trash. May I take you out?
^ works 8/8 times
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lIlI
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UnrealApp wrote You smell like trash. May I take you out?
^ works 8/8 times
Yep, he won give him rep :nyancat:
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my love for you is like diarhea
I just can't hold it in
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Is your name WiFi? Because I can feel a connection
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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1. Are you a termite ? Cause you're about to have a mouthful of wood.
2. Your daddy must be a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
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This one will work 100% of the time. I am not sure of the legality of it though.


I have a knife and a penis, you choose which one goes inside of you (if she says knife then you say you forgot "first", which one goes inside of you first).
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Lets date ur hot
I'm ugly lets date
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