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"Sorry, we're out of fries!"
NOW THAT IS **** SCARY!
NOW THAT IS **** SCARY!
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Alright, just wrote this. Was gonna do a serious one, but thought I'd have a laugh with it. (Please, no staff take offence from this):
Twas the night of Halloween and WCDT was getting thrashed at Pokemon in Seans basement.
"Guys, we should venture out of our lair into the darkened street" Dale whined,
"It'll be fun, we can go and beat kids n steal their candy" WCDT added, beginning to discover the true meaning behind this strange holiday.
Hippie refused though, he knew his wizard powers weren't required in the outernet just yet.
So they left, DaleUK, WCDT, Halo4, Snowhiter, BULLETSTORM, Casca and SPEED all skipped, arm in arm down the street (you may notice Sean and the other staff are not travelling with them, they have social lives so are partying with friends). They had all prepared costumes, Dale as a ghost in his mum's bed sheet, WCDT as Dracula, Halo as Masterchief, Snowhiter as a zombie, BULLETSTORM and Casca as a two-manned camel and SPEED as himself.
Most of the dozen or so houses they arrived at gave them candy, others told them to p**s off and get lives, and there was one who gave out fresh satsumas (which were immediately hurled back at their closed door).
The next house they arrived at seemed outcast from the street, not attached to other houses and looking completely different. This was a proper cliche haunted house, so BULLETSTORM immediately suggested that they broke into it.
Once they had forced their way in, they started to roam around to maybe find a reason for why they broke into this place. It was whilst they were searching that they heard a loud, long creek come from upstairs.
"S**t" Halo muttered under his breath as he realized they might not be alone.
"Screw this I'm outta here" BULLETSTORM proclaimed as he marched out of the house, hearing Casca sighing as he was the backend of the camel and had no choice but to leave too.
WCDT, Snowhiter and SPEED followed behind them, they had admining to get on with.
"Looks like its just you and me buddy." Dale said as he turned to look at Halo,
"Lets do this!"
They crept up the stairs of this huge mansion, when they got to the landing, they could see exactly which room the sound came from. There was bright light shining from the cracks of the door of the room immediately to their left. Halo grabbed his replica assault rifle as protection as he kicked the door down. Inside they found a woman. Not any normal woman though. This woman looked not a day under 100 and was missing her eyes, yet when she turned towards the two, it felt like she was staring straight into their soul.
"Quam audet te in meum vehiculum intrare in speluncas amentem vestis" She hissed at them, which (with the help of google translate) roughly translates to: 'How dare you enter my lair in that stupid outfit.'
Halo would have argued that the outfit wasn't stupid, but he neither knew Latin nor had the time to waste in arguing with this hag. Instead he turned to see Dale run forward screaming a wordless war cry. He leapt into the air and threw his mums bed sheet over the woman. Bad choice.
He and Halo were instantly launched into the wall and slid down into a sprawling position on the floor. Surely all hope was lost.
Then they heard him, hippie had come to save them! He pulled out his wand and used his legendary power to turn the hag to ash.
"Bloody hell hippie, I owe you a pint" Dale panted as he got his breath back.
"Yes, yes you do." hippie boomed as his wizarding powers began to sheath themself.
They then strode off into the night with their heads held high, wondering how many awesome badges to award Xur.
Twas the night of Halloween and WCDT was getting thrashed at Pokemon in Seans basement.
"Guys, we should venture out of our lair into the darkened street" Dale whined,
"It'll be fun, we can go and beat kids n steal their candy" WCDT added, beginning to discover the true meaning behind this strange holiday.
Hippie refused though, he knew his wizard powers weren't required in the outernet just yet.
So they left, DaleUK, WCDT, Halo4, Snowhiter, BULLETSTORM, Casca and SPEED all skipped, arm in arm down the street (you may notice Sean and the other staff are not travelling with them, they have social lives so are partying with friends). They had all prepared costumes, Dale as a ghost in his mum's bed sheet, WCDT as Dracula, Halo as Masterchief, Snowhiter as a zombie, BULLETSTORM and Casca as a two-manned camel and SPEED as himself.
Most of the dozen or so houses they arrived at gave them candy, others told them to p**s off and get lives, and there was one who gave out fresh satsumas (which were immediately hurled back at their closed door).
The next house they arrived at seemed outcast from the street, not attached to other houses and looking completely different. This was a proper cliche haunted house, so BULLETSTORM immediately suggested that they broke into it.
Once they had forced their way in, they started to roam around to maybe find a reason for why they broke into this place. It was whilst they were searching that they heard a loud, long creek come from upstairs.
"S**t" Halo muttered under his breath as he realized they might not be alone.
"Screw this I'm outta here" BULLETSTORM proclaimed as he marched out of the house, hearing Casca sighing as he was the backend of the camel and had no choice but to leave too.
WCDT, Snowhiter and SPEED followed behind them, they had admining to get on with.
"Looks like its just you and me buddy." Dale said as he turned to look at Halo,
"Lets do this!"
They crept up the stairs of this huge mansion, when they got to the landing, they could see exactly which room the sound came from. There was bright light shining from the cracks of the door of the room immediately to their left. Halo grabbed his replica assault rifle as protection as he kicked the door down. Inside they found a woman. Not any normal woman though. This woman looked not a day under 100 and was missing her eyes, yet when she turned towards the two, it felt like she was staring straight into their soul.
"Quam audet te in meum vehiculum intrare in speluncas amentem vestis" She hissed at them, which (with the help of google translate) roughly translates to: 'How dare you enter my lair in that stupid outfit.'
Halo would have argued that the outfit wasn't stupid, but he neither knew Latin nor had the time to waste in arguing with this hag. Instead he turned to see Dale run forward screaming a wordless war cry. He leapt into the air and threw his mums bed sheet over the woman. Bad choice.
He and Halo were instantly launched into the wall and slid down into a sprawling position on the floor. Surely all hope was lost.
Then they heard him, hippie had come to save them! He pulled out his wand and used his legendary power to turn the hag to ash.
"Bloody hell hippie, I owe you a pint" Dale panted as he got his breath back.
"Yes, yes you do." hippie boomed as his wizarding powers began to sheath themself.
They then strode off into the night with their heads held high, wondering how many awesome badges to award Xur.
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One night, there was a group of kids who had wandered into an old cemetery. It was an exceptionally dark night, not only because there was no moon, but because of the eerie fog that had suddenly set in. There were several boys and a girl, and they walked slowly, only using one flashlight for the group. The cockiest of the group was leading, and he was only known by his nickname, Famous. He slowly led the group through the tombstones and mausoleums, hitting each one with the light, looking for a certain name. Finally they reached the center of the cemetery. This area was fenced in separately from the rest of the cemetery. He lifted his friend Forest over, then his girlfriend, Naggy, but her Boobsons got caught on the fence momentarily.
The fenced in area was small, with only a couple headstones, but in the center was a mausoleum, which was inscribed with a worn, illegible name on the top. Famous, using his caffeinated strength, forced open the door only using his toenails. The group followed him inside.
Directly across from them was a large tomb, which had a crack running though the center. They slowly crept inside, when all of a sudden BOOM! The massive door closed behind them. The group panicked, and no matter how hard they pushed the door would not open. None of them had their cell phones, because Famous had convinced them to go to Bingo beforehand, and cell phones were not allowed. Famous quickly searched the area for a second exit, but they were trapped. Then, the unthinkable happens, the flashlight beam blinks, blinks again, and goes out. Naggy panics and begins to cry. Noises start to come from the tomb, and the entire mausoleum starts to shake and the ceiling cracks. Unexpectedly, moonlight floods the tomb through the crack, and reflects off of something on the ceiling, the trio is blinded. When they are able to see, they see a disco ball on the ceiling, reflecting the moonlight everywhere, and a large ghost in the center of the room, dancing to disco. The name above the tomb is finally readable, HERE LIES CASCA. Groovy
The fenced in area was small, with only a couple headstones, but in the center was a mausoleum, which was inscribed with a worn, illegible name on the top. Famous, using his caffeinated strength, forced open the door only using his toenails. The group followed him inside.
Directly across from them was a large tomb, which had a crack running though the center. They slowly crept inside, when all of a sudden BOOM! The massive door closed behind them. The group panicked, and no matter how hard they pushed the door would not open. None of them had their cell phones, because Famous had convinced them to go to Bingo beforehand, and cell phones were not allowed. Famous quickly searched the area for a second exit, but they were trapped. Then, the unthinkable happens, the flashlight beam blinks, blinks again, and goes out. Naggy panics and begins to cry. Noises start to come from the tomb, and the entire mausoleum starts to shake and the ceiling cracks. Unexpectedly, moonlight floods the tomb through the crack, and reflects off of something on the ceiling, the trio is blinded. When they are able to see, they see a disco ball on the ceiling, reflecting the moonlight everywhere, and a large ghost in the center of the room, dancing to disco. The name above the tomb is finally readable, HERE LIES CASCA. Groovy
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Some girls Kat didn't know invited her over for a sleepover. That night they played Truth or Dare. When it was Kat's turn she picked dare. One of the girls said, "I dare you to do Bloody Mary." Kat accepted. They gave Kat a lit candle and pushed her into the bathroom. Kat spun around three times and said, "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary."
When nothing happened, she walked to the door. Before she could reach it, her only light blew out. She banged on the door, begging the girls to open it, but they just laughed. She backed up against the door. The sink and the bath started to run. It poured out thick blood. It soon was overflowing onto the floor. Kat screamed a blood-curdling scream as Bloody Mary rose from the water then crawled out. When she reached Kat she slit her throat and dragged her back to the bath. The next morning, the girls cheeked on her. When they saw her, their screams could be heard for miles.
When nothing happened, she walked to the door. Before she could reach it, her only light blew out. She banged on the door, begging the girls to open it, but they just laughed. She backed up against the door. The sink and the bath started to run. It poured out thick blood. It soon was overflowing onto the floor. Kat screamed a blood-curdling scream as Bloody Mary rose from the water then crawled out. When she reached Kat she slit her throat and dragged her back to the bath. The next morning, the girls cheeked on her. When they saw her, their screams could be heard for miles.
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Sorry for the horrible writing Will fix soon
Once upon a time on Halloween a young couple a stranded on a uncharted island after the couple was on there way to there honeymoon in a small airplane.
It was a stormy night when unexpectedly a powerful bolt of lightning hit the wing of the plane causing them to crash.
There was only 3 people on the plane the man flying the plane was a complete "hippie"and the young couple
Sean an his new wife. After the plane was hit they lost control and landed on water not to far from a small island luckily they weren't seriously injured.
Everyone managed to safely make there way to this small island on the 1st day they rest and made them selves a small shack with bamboo sticks and huge leaves they found.
Little did they know what seemed like a long night would be nothing compared to what was ahead of them.
They all wake up only to find them selves on this jungle like island with the most horrible noises you could possibly imagine.
At this point everyone is hungry and searching for food when Sean finds a Bush with lots of berries so they all eat and not even 2 min after they all find themselves paralyzed.
A few hours go past and they start to notice a few spider around an out of no where a few turned into what looked like a few hundred covered there body as they scream for there life a man comes to there rescue so they thought.
Turns out the man was looking for something to eat himself and they were all on the menu as he started by stripping the skin of the newlyweds till both slowly died from lost of blood.
The Hippie was forced to watch what looked like something out of a scary movie the man that was eating the young couple was huge almost 7ft with a devil like look in his eyes.
The man was so busy eating Sean an at this point hippie was getting movement in his arm he gained the strength to lift his entire upper body but could not move his legs.
Hippie notice a decent size rock next to him so he grabbed the rock and with all the strength in his arms he through the rock at the man's head but sadly he missed but the man was so busy eating he didn't even notice Hippie finds another rock but it's to far he starts to feel all the bits he encountered from being attack by spiders on the floor for hours.
The man grabs Hippie and ties him up feet first and keeps him hanging down of a tree and saves him only to be eaten day by day till there's no one left nothing but bones.
Good Luck to everyone hope you win
Happy Halloween
Once upon a time on Halloween a young couple a stranded on a uncharted island after the couple was on there way to there honeymoon in a small airplane.
It was a stormy night when unexpectedly a powerful bolt of lightning hit the wing of the plane causing them to crash.
There was only 3 people on the plane the man flying the plane was a complete "hippie"and the young couple
Sean an his new wife. After the plane was hit they lost control and landed on water not to far from a small island luckily they weren't seriously injured.
Everyone managed to safely make there way to this small island on the 1st day they rest and made them selves a small shack with bamboo sticks and huge leaves they found.
Little did they know what seemed like a long night would be nothing compared to what was ahead of them.
They all wake up only to find them selves on this jungle like island with the most horrible noises you could possibly imagine.
At this point everyone is hungry and searching for food when Sean finds a Bush with lots of berries so they all eat and not even 2 min after they all find themselves paralyzed.
A few hours go past and they start to notice a few spider around an out of no where a few turned into what looked like a few hundred covered there body as they scream for there life a man comes to there rescue so they thought.
Turns out the man was looking for something to eat himself and they were all on the menu as he started by stripping the skin of the newlyweds till both slowly died from lost of blood.
The Hippie was forced to watch what looked like something out of a scary movie the man that was eating the young couple was huge almost 7ft with a devil like look in his eyes.
The man was so busy eating Sean an at this point hippie was getting movement in his arm he gained the strength to lift his entire upper body but could not move his legs.
Hippie notice a decent size rock next to him so he grabbed the rock and with all the strength in his arms he through the rock at the man's head but sadly he missed but the man was so busy eating he didn't even notice Hippie finds another rock but it's to far he starts to feel all the bits he encountered from being attack by spiders on the floor for hours.
The man grabs Hippie and ties him up feet first and keeps him hanging down of a tree and saves him only to be eaten day by day till there's no one left nothing but bones.
Good Luck to everyone hope you win
Happy Halloween
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one halloween a poular site on the internet was hosting a short story competition that ended on the 5th of november, one frequent user (CMPRH) decided to enter the competition. He wrote the scaryest most epic story anyone had every read in the history of storys. However he did not win the competition. Consequently he decided to seek out the staff members of the site and one by one single handedly kill them all as revenge.
The end.
p.s it would be a awful shame if this was to happen again... sn))(( :arrow:
The end.
p.s it would be a awful shame if this was to happen again... sn))(( :arrow:
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