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#11. Posted:
Whey
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Was you born on a farm because you sure know how to raise a c0ck
Are you from Ireland ? Because my penis is Dublin
#12. Posted:
Thespian
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This might be inappropriate but...

Are you Medusa? Because you made me rock stone when I saw you

Staff if this is against the rules please delete it, Thanks
#13. Posted:
Zynx
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There is only going to be 7 planets tonight after I destroy Uranus
#14. Posted:
Whey
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Zynx wrote There is only going to be 7 planets tonight after I destroy Uranus

I have not heard this is so long haha !
#15. Posted:
Swift
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This one is kind of funny.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!
#16. Posted:
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I thought this one was pretty funny.

You look so familiar didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
#17. Posted:
Travitor
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do you have a raisin? maybe a prune? oh, what about a date?
#18. Posted:
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How to get girls

Hey babe im not a astronaut but my next mission is Uranus
#19. Posted:
m8
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I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight
Did you wash you pants with windex? because i can practically see myself in them.
Are you pants on sale? because they're 100% off at my place..
Is you name wifi? Because i think we've got a real strong connection
#20. Posted:
Cxn
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.


I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.



Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
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