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[Vngi's] 4th Gold Givaway [Read] - Win Gold On TTG
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Also, please note: i wanna give everyone a chance so i posted it on here and also on General forums. hope you enjyo <3
Well, i decided why not start the weekend, by giving one lucky user of the community, Gold membership.
Please Note: if we don't get at least 20 - 30 + Comments ill cancel, the givaway other wise there is no point.
Okay, well lets Start.
Lets play a game Smile Okay, so what i want you guys/Girls to do is, to try and ither make up a really good joke, or make up a small interesting story, it must be short, and have a good twist to it :3 it cannot be really long, as then id have to read loads.
You can only edit your post Twice. a limit of one story, or two jokes Wink the story, that i am most intrested it, or the joke that makes me laugh most, you will be my Lucky winner Very Happy. Please note this givaway will be over on sunday, around about 6-7PM (UTC+00:00) TimeZone. Thanks, and I hope, you guys take part in this Very Happy
Well, i decided why not start the weekend, by giving one lucky user of the community, Gold membership.
Please Note: if we don't get at least 20 - 30 + Comments ill cancel, the givaway other wise there is no point.
Okay, well lets Start.
Lets play a game Smile Okay, so what i want you guys/Girls to do is, to try and ither make up a really good joke, or make up a small interesting story, it must be short, and have a good twist to it :3 it cannot be really long, as then id have to read loads.
You can only edit your post Twice. a limit of one story, or two jokes Wink the story, that i am most intrested it, or the joke that makes me laugh most, you will be my Lucky winner Very Happy. Please note this givaway will be over on sunday, around about 6-7PM (UTC+00:00) TimeZone. Thanks, and I hope, you guys take part in this Very Happy
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What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
Data transfer
Data transfer
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
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i was sitting at a starbucks with my dad and he noticed a teen with a mohawk that was different colors, he kept on staring until she said "Do you have a problem?" Knowing my dad i swallowed my drink and waited, he said "No, I **** a parrot a couple years ago and was wondering if you were my daughter"
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
She had no arms.
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Why did timmy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
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He got hit by a bus.
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xiTz_x_ZeMuRoNx wrote Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
fair do's but if you said timmy ;3 i would have laughed
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A family is at the dinner table.
the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.
the mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes,the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'
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the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.
the mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes,the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
The Holocaust.
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The boss wanted to f*ck his secretary for a long time, so he walked up to her and offered her 1000 bucks
She said she couldn't cause she was enganged
He said: Come on, I'll trow the money on the floor and you bend over to pick it up, by the time you come up I'll be finished.
So she called her fiance and he said ok, but ask for 2000 bucks.
4 hours later the fiance calls back and asks how it went
The secretary responds: I'm still doing it, the motherf*cker threw all in coins.
(English is not my native language, so i might've not made any sense)
She said she couldn't cause she was enganged
He said: Come on, I'll trow the money on the floor and you bend over to pick it up, by the time you come up I'll be finished.
So she called her fiance and he said ok, but ask for 2000 bucks.
4 hours later the fiance calls back and asks how it went
The secretary responds: I'm still doing it, the motherf*cker threw all in coins.
(English is not my native language, so i might've not made any sense)
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