[b][b][b]Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santas lap at the department store. Santa says, "Ill bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, "T-O-Y-S."

The little boy answers, "No, I have enough toys."

Santa tries again, tapping Johnnys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again, Johnny says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."

"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-*-*-Y. And dont tell me you dont have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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