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Joke #1 The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"
joke #2 You: I see you are invited to Lucy's party?
Me: Yeah but I can't go. The invitation says 4-7 and I'm eleven.
Good luck to all
joke #2 You: I see you are invited to Lucy's party?
Me: Yeah but I can't go. The invitation says 4-7 and I'm eleven.
Good luck to all
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Okay here We Go:
I Was in The Store Today ...Getting Condms
So I Asked For 50 Of Them...
There were 4 Girl teenagers Behind Me and They Started Laughing....So i turned Around Looked Them All in The eye And said "Make that 54"
I Was in The Store Today ...Getting Condms
So I Asked For 50 Of Them...
There were 4 Girl teenagers Behind Me and They Started Laughing....So i turned Around Looked Them All in The eye And said "Make that 54"
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What did Plankton say when his cousin said he was coming to visit?
Ill keep an eye out for ya!
Ill keep an eye out for ya!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Thats my joke Enjoy
Thats my joke Enjoy
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Good luck everyone!
May the best win
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
This made me laugh!
Its long but funny
May the best win
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
This made me laugh!
Its long but funny
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Whats big, white, and can hurt you when it falls from a tree?
A fridge
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Nice of you to do this bro! , goodluck everyone!
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Thanks for helping the community!!
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