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MSB's 2nd Gold Giveaway! CLOSED
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This is my 2nd giveaway now and to win at this is you have to tell me a funny joke. If I laugh you win! Its that easy!
You have 24hrs! GO!
Rules:
-Posts over 50 (Sorry)
-Somewhat active
-No Gold members
-Have FUN!
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You have 24hrs! GO!
Rules:
-Posts over 50 (Sorry)
-Somewhat active
-No Gold members
-Have FUN!
Proof:
[ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
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Tsukiko (08-31-2013)
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Thanks for this , goodluck everyone
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When civilizations started to form there was less time for scudalpooping, yea I called it scudalpooping.
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Thanks for this .
My jokes: #1: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[3]
#2: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, its quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
#3: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
My jokes: #1: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[3]
#2: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, its quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
#3: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary b*ow job!
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The reception was brilliant.
-Henry
-Henry
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Thanks for this. Good luckk everyone
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My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
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Ben affleck has been chosen to play the new batman...
i guess Christian Bale fans have really Ben Affleckted by it.
that's my joke, hope you enjoyed it.
i guess Christian Bale fans have really Ben Affleckted by it.
that's my joke, hope you enjoyed it.
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Lol I love this one! Take a gold anyways because you made me laugh! THE GIVEAWAY STILL GOES ON!!!
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