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I'd like to hear detailed plans of how you would survive the apocalypse we are all so dying to see. I don't wanna hear about how you would go to your local gun store or drive somewhere really quick, you would either get shot by other looters, or die in car accident because zombies means no laws or common sense for the illprepared. My plan may seem "disturbing" but just think about it.

So, let's say a special broadcast advises everyone that there is a mass infection making people psychotic. In every town there's already 3/4 infected, but that still leaves all the people inside of their homes watching and listening to the broadcast. I would call all my friends who have guns and something to contribute and tell them to meet at the highschool that we go to. Tell friend who has an RV to drive it into the middle of the courtyard of the school. I pack up a backpack with water, a lot of apples, crowbar, hammer, and my machete. I ride my bike to the school, hoping to not encounter any zombies on the quarter mile ride, if so I just have to get off the rodes and take fences to get over there. Once a few of my friends get to the school we lock down all the gates we search the school for survivors. Round everybody up in the courtyard to "discuss a plan". Once all people are rounded up we hold them at gunpoint and one by one kill them with machetes and crowbars as to not attract more zombies, and save ammunition. Go on 6 person runs where we make people gain a false sense of trust for us then murder them for their supplies. Unstoppable.
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I'm putting a bullet through my head. Unstoppable.
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Id go straight to my cousins with my family, Their dad is a gun collector with ammo obv. Then we'd defend from there since they live in the country but there wouldn't be any zombies pretty much. Then if we ran out of supplies we'd go search every store, Most likely would have people in there since it's super valuable. Hopefully they'd let us have some food otherwise we'd fight for it (Terrible but gotta do what you gotta do.)
Then we'd go back..


I've never honestly thought about the years ahead from there, Like what we'd do if it storms ect....Terrible thoughts.
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Not sure about my plan but I would always keep a spare gun only for myself to commit suicide.
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I would protect all my family and make sure there safe as possible
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I would go to the bass pro shop and gear up!
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Im not sure what i would do, havent really thought of it :/
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I'd gather a bunch of people and head over to the local grocery store. Make sure everything is safe and lock it down.
We have one like 2 miles away and there are gun stores nearby.
3/4 of a town is infected, I live in a small area of 8,000 people so about 7,500 are infected. Most people live in town, I live near a highway. So I'd be safe for the walk.

As far as the driving rule, you do realize that not having laws has nothing to do with it?
Get in a truck and just keep driving. Don't stop when a zombie walks in front of you.
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Kerrigan wrote I'd gather a bunch of people and head over to the local grocery store. Make sure everything is safe and lock it down.
We have one like 2 miles away and there are gun stores nearby.
3/4 of a town is infected, I live in a small area of 8,000 people so about 7,500 are infected. Most people live in town, I live near a highway. So I'd be safe for the walk.

As far as the driving rule, you do realize that not having laws has nothing to do with it?
Get in a truck and just keep driving. Don't stop when a zombie walks in front of you.
Let me explain why you would be dead. Don't you think everybody that panics would go to the grocery store to hold up, and if someone like me who is there to just murder you isn't there you will have to fight or divide for food leaving you with not enough to survive. The gun store would be cleaned out of guns and ammo before you even get there, or if you tried to go there you would be shot by someone holding up inside. I did the math because 75% of 8000 is definitely not 7500, it's 6000. As for the no laws, that applies more than anything you could possibly imagine. No one will follow the normal motor vehicle laws because that's not the best way to keep you alive. People will be going highway speeds on residential roads just to save their life and there will be mass car accidents because of this. The most unsafe way of travel in a zombie world is by car. You either are killed by an accident in hysteria, or when it calms down you just attract a **** ton of zombies because cars are loud as shit when there's no activity from a society anymore. The only circumstance where it would be ok is if you are going far and won't be in one area for more than a couple minutes.
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While spending months on /b/, i was able to map out perfect situations for zombie invasions. The best one i have is waking up drunk in my redneck friends house where he owns alot of guns and then go outside to find out that my vehicle is a T-Rex! I also have a partner who is rob zombie who cannot be attacked by any zombies but he will try to eat me. So I just spend the rest of the invasion riding my T=Rex who cannot be killed and have rob zombie trail at the most 50 meters behind me. Its completely fool proof.
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