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Recently, I have been going around surfing the internet and found a video of a elephant. I know what you are thinking its just an elephant. No! it is not just any elephant it is a elephant or "Loxodonta africana" that can talk. Now I do believe that this is a genetically modified elephant that has been "Genetically Altered" to utilize its vocal cords and it has been "modified" to have a more superior brain then the average. From prior knowledge I believe that this is just the beginning and it will get smarting. It will then produce offspring and its offspring will carry its genetic material. Once the Loxodonta africana start to grow and increase's population they will soon be the dominate species and eventually take over the world.
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You might think I am crazy... But the facts are indisputable.
*But the question is who is behind this and who is genetically altering these Loxodonta africana.
My proof:
You might think I am crazy... But the facts are indisputable.
*But the question is who is behind this and who is genetically altering these Loxodonta africana.
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You know elephants have 0 memory capacity right
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K1dSlayer wrote You know elephants have 0 memory capacity right
elephants are among the most intelligent species; their psychology is comparable to primates.Mirror self-recognition is a test of self-awareness and cognition used in animal studies. A mirror was provided and visible marks were made on the elephant. The elephant investigated these marks, which were visible only via the mirror. The tests also included invisible marks to rule out the possibility of their using other senses to detect these marks. This shows elephants recognize the images in the mirror as themselves, and such abilities are considered the basis for empathy, altruism, and higher social interactions. This ability has also been demonstrated in some apes and dolphins
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Lmfao this is stupid, i'm not sure if you've ever heard of them but there called guns...?
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Although I seriously doubt this could happen, all those saying 'guns' right now might wanna think about the story of the Elephant who killed its trainer, got shot 200 times and didn't die.
They had to hang the poor thing to kill it.
They had to hang the poor thing to kill it.
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Maui wrote Lmfao this is stupid, i'm not sure if you've ever heard of them but there called guns...?
An african elephants frontal skull bone is several inches thick, a 9mm wouldn't even pierce it on a lucky shot. The bone behind the ocular cavity is probably and inch or so thick. Even with the notoriously over penetrating 9mm ball rounds, they wouldn't have the power to penetrate deep enough to cause substantial injury.
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Philosophy wrote Although I seriously doubt this could happen, all those saying 'guns' right now might wanna think about the story of the Elephant who killed its trainer, got shot 200 times and didn't die.Never heard of it, but they also make elephant guns, and they also make barret .50 cal's which would tear the **** out of an elephant with 1 subsonic bullet.
They had to hang the poor thing to kill it.
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Maui wrotePhilosophy wrote Although I seriously doubt this could happen, all those saying 'guns' right now might wanna think about the story of the Elephant who killed its trainer, got shot 200 times and didn't die.Never heard of it, but they also make elephant guns, and they also make barret .50 cal's which would tear the **** out of an elephant with 1 subsonic bullet.
They had to hang the poor thing to kill it.
Don't know much about guns so I'll take your word for it.
That was just one of those things i've been wanting to use in context without putting the friend who went to Africa off his meal
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I have never laughed harder in my life.
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I really hope this is sarcasm hahaha
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