You are viewing our Forum Archives. To view or take place in current topics click here.
#721. Posted:
Reverence
  • TTG Contender
Status: Offline
Joined: Dec 12, 201013Year Member
Posts: 3,165
Reputation Power: 129
Status: Offline
Joined: Dec 12, 201013Year Member
Posts: 3,165
Reputation Power: 129
A poor shoemaker couldn't live on his business. He had one piece of leather left and he creates one more pair of shoes. Then three little elves came and donated an infinity amount of leather. He has been creating kicks the day since and now owns a gay clothing company.
#722. Posted:
JMW
  • Christmas!
Status: Offline
Joined: Jan 23, 201113Year Member
Posts: 571
Reputation Power: 20
Status: Offline
Joined: Jan 23, 201113Year Member
Posts: 571
Reputation Power: 20
And is f***ing Michael Jordan to make a new breed of shoes called...
#723. Posted:
CantGetOG
  • Junior Member
Status: Offline
Joined: Nov 26, 201211Year Member
Posts: 58
Reputation Power: 3
Status: Offline
Joined: Nov 26, 201211Year Member
Posts: 58
Reputation Power: 3
the magicial unicorns that are for the nerdy white kids,
#724. Posted:
BF4
  • Challenger
Status: Offline
Joined: Jul 22, 201211Year Member
Posts: 195
Reputation Power: 9
Status: Offline
Joined: Jul 22, 201211Year Member
Posts: 195
Reputation Power: 9
with were made of unicorn skin and gave you powers!!!
#725. Posted:
BBOYRICAN25
  • TTG Addict
Status: Offline
Joined: Dec 06, 201013Year Member
Posts: 2,589
Reputation Power: 200
Status: Offline
Joined: Dec 06, 201013Year Member
Posts: 2,589
Reputation Power: 200
that allowed you to shoot pee out your fingers and...
#726. Posted:
JeremyTM96
  • Wise One
Status: Offline
Joined: Jan 24, 201212Year Member
Posts: 552
Reputation Power: 24
Status: Offline
Joined: Jan 24, 201212Year Member
Posts: 552
Reputation Power: 24
Then his friend came by and said WTF are you doing !?
#727. Posted:
IWasLikeOMG
  • Powerhouse
Status: Offline
Joined: Nov 23, 201211Year Member
Posts: 481
Reputation Power: 18
Status: Offline
Joined: Nov 23, 201211Year Member
Posts: 481
Reputation Power: 18
He told his friend that he needed to go to the library.
#728. Posted:
Karl96
  • Ladder Climber
Status: Offline
Joined: Jan 22, 201113Year Member
Posts: 359
Reputation Power: 17
Status: Offline
Joined: Jan 22, 201113Year Member
Posts: 359
Reputation Power: 17
he needed to go to the library for a wank......
#729. Posted:
ToXiiCz-
  • Resident Elite
Status: Offline
Joined: Dec 07, 201013Year Member
Posts: 264
Reputation Power: 11
Status: Offline
Joined: Dec 07, 201013Year Member
Posts: 264
Reputation Power: 11
So he arrived at the toilet and took his ****. but then he realised there was no toilet paper left to wipe his a**
#730. Posted:
JeremyTM96
  • Wise One
Status: Offline
Joined: Jan 24, 201212Year Member
Posts: 552
Reputation Power: 24
Status: Offline
Joined: Jan 24, 201212Year Member
Posts: 552
Reputation Power: 24
then he used his friends hand to wipe his as and then.....
Jump to:
You are viewing our Forum Archives. To view or take place in current topics click here.