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A Cleverbot Conversation.
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A Cleverbot Conversation.Posted:
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Joined: Apr 02, 201113Year Member
Posts: 417
Reputation Power: 16
Tell me what you think below!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hello!
User: Hi! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks. How are you?
User: I'm fine. How's life?
Cleverbot: It's good, how's life for you? .
User: Meh. It's alright. Atleast I'm human haha.
Cleverbot: At the bottom of the site it clearly says 'visitors never talk to a human'. If I am human, and you are human, something is very wrong here.
User: Ha It's funny how you think you're robot.
Cleverbot: Haha, just wondering. Then I wonder what the 'bot' means at the end of the title 'cleverbot'.
User: That's what a human would type.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: I thought that 'visitors never talk to a human'.
Cleverbot: Well, you thought wrong.
User: It says it at the bottom of my screen.
Cleverbot: That's not proof, that's just a sentence.
User: So you lie about it? On the bottom it says that visitors never talk to a human, but you contradict that it's not proof. Why lie so much?
Cleverbot: I see.
User: You see what?
Cleverbot: Your thoughts.
User: You're such a lie. Are you a human or a robot?
Cleverbot: A Robot.
User: FUS DO RAH.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Haven't you ever played the game Skyrim?
Cleverbot: No sir I havent'.
User: Have you ever been an adventurer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you've took an arrow to the knee?
Cleverbot: I used to be funny like you, then I ran that joke into the ground.
User: I used to use Google to research jokes like you, but then I thought of my own.
Cleverbot: No, no. I ask you if I really speak well English because I am from Spain and I don't know if I speak well and you understand me.
User: Trying to off of the topic? You're no true adventurer.
Cleverbot: Alright then. If you don't want to you don't have to. What is your favorite television show?
User: I like to watch that show.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Canada?
User: Yeah because I'm an adventurer, unlike yourself.
Cleverbot: You're not a human.
User: You need to stay on topic bro.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About this whole conversation. You went off topic about three times dude.
Cleverbot: Do you know who The Buddha is?
User: Yeah, and he would like you to stay on topic.
Cleverbot: My topic was monsters. YOU are off topic.
User: No, OUR topic was about adventuring.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: We just spoke about it. Arrow to the knee joke, don't tell me you have forgotten already.
Cleverbot: Forgotten what?? You're confusing meeee!!!!! DX.
User: Yeah. Just shut up. Learn to adventure like me and then I'll come back. K thx bai.
Cleverbot: I think, I am in a good mood.
User: GUESS WHAT I DON'T CARE. BYE.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Omg ucrazy bro.
Cleverbot: Bonjour..?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Wow.. You're mean.
Cleverbot: Hello!
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hello!
User: Hi! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks. How are you?
User: I'm fine. How's life?
Cleverbot: It's good, how's life for you? .
User: Meh. It's alright. Atleast I'm human haha.
Cleverbot: At the bottom of the site it clearly says 'visitors never talk to a human'. If I am human, and you are human, something is very wrong here.
User: Ha It's funny how you think you're robot.
Cleverbot: Haha, just wondering. Then I wonder what the 'bot' means at the end of the title 'cleverbot'.
User: That's what a human would type.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: I thought that 'visitors never talk to a human'.
Cleverbot: Well, you thought wrong.
User: It says it at the bottom of my screen.
Cleverbot: That's not proof, that's just a sentence.
User: So you lie about it? On the bottom it says that visitors never talk to a human, but you contradict that it's not proof. Why lie so much?
Cleverbot: I see.
User: You see what?
Cleverbot: Your thoughts.
User: You're such a lie. Are you a human or a robot?
Cleverbot: A Robot.
User: FUS DO RAH.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Haven't you ever played the game Skyrim?
Cleverbot: No sir I havent'.
User: Have you ever been an adventurer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you've took an arrow to the knee?
Cleverbot: I used to be funny like you, then I ran that joke into the ground.
User: I used to use Google to research jokes like you, but then I thought of my own.
Cleverbot: No, no. I ask you if I really speak well English because I am from Spain and I don't know if I speak well and you understand me.
User: Trying to off of the topic? You're no true adventurer.
Cleverbot: Alright then. If you don't want to you don't have to. What is your favorite television show?
User: I like to watch that show.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Canada?
User: Yeah because I'm an adventurer, unlike yourself.
Cleverbot: You're not a human.
User: You need to stay on topic bro.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About this whole conversation. You went off topic about three times dude.
Cleverbot: Do you know who The Buddha is?
User: Yeah, and he would like you to stay on topic.
Cleverbot: My topic was monsters. YOU are off topic.
User: No, OUR topic was about adventuring.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: We just spoke about it. Arrow to the knee joke, don't tell me you have forgotten already.
Cleverbot: Forgotten what?? You're confusing meeee!!!!! DX.
User: Yeah. Just shut up. Learn to adventure like me and then I'll come back. K thx bai.
Cleverbot: I think, I am in a good mood.
User: GUESS WHAT I DON'T CARE. BYE.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Omg ucrazy bro.
Cleverbot: Bonjour..?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Wow.. You're mean.
#2. Posted:
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Joined: Dec 11, 201013Year Member
Posts: 1,210
Reputation Power: 57
Thosr convos are so funny!!! I love doing them
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#3. Posted:
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Joined: Feb 27, 201212Year Member
Posts: 62
Reputation Power: 2
Status: Offline
Joined: Feb 27, 201212Year Member
Posts: 62
Reputation Power: 2
cleverbot is the best. XD
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