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So today I was asked what i would do if I had a day to live.
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So today I was asked what i would do if I had a day to live.Posted:
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Here was my response.
Well if i had one day to live this is what i would do.
First i would grab a chameleon and start throwing him at a rainbow.
Than i would find that pot of gold and give the leprechaun a piece of my cake.
After that i would give the gold to the richest guy in the world.
After all that the chameleon would be having a seizure and then i would throw a man eating lobster cat at it causing it to poop a tremendous amount of feces everywhere shooting the turtle in the eye causing it to get mad. after that the turtle will get mad and go ninja with his nun-chuck made out of salami smacking the vegetarian fish with it causing it to cry. The force of the crying will be so powerful that it would cause a steam to shoot a narwhal from Alaska to the moon. while its still lying there an alien would come up and smell him causing him to puke in low gravity floating into earth onto the fish. Making the fish giggle like a ape. All of a sudden the ape attacked the fish then exploded due to blood in the muscle. Making a gore scene for the turtle. Causing him to walk away while out of nowhere the sad walking away song from the hulk started playing.
The end.
What would you do if you had one day to live?
Well if i had one day to live this is what i would do.
First i would grab a chameleon and start throwing him at a rainbow.
Than i would find that pot of gold and give the leprechaun a piece of my cake.
After that i would give the gold to the richest guy in the world.
After all that the chameleon would be having a seizure and then i would throw a man eating lobster cat at it causing it to poop a tremendous amount of feces everywhere shooting the turtle in the eye causing it to get mad. after that the turtle will get mad and go ninja with his nun-chuck made out of salami smacking the vegetarian fish with it causing it to cry. The force of the crying will be so powerful that it would cause a steam to shoot a narwhal from Alaska to the moon. while its still lying there an alien would come up and smell him causing him to puke in low gravity floating into earth onto the fish. Making the fish giggle like a ape. All of a sudden the ape attacked the fish then exploded due to blood in the muscle. Making a gore scene for the turtle. Causing him to walk away while out of nowhere the sad walking away song from the hulk started playing.
The end.
What would you do if you had one day to live?
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