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You won't be ANTicipating any of these!
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Tenants
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? Independant
What is the biggest ant in the world? Elephant
What ant is even bigger than that? Giant
What do you call a 100 year old ant? Antique
What game do ants play with elephants? Squash
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies
What do you call an ant from overseas? Important
What do you call an ant with frogs legs? Antphibian
What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.
Why did the ant race along the boxtop? Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line."
What do you call an ant who sluffs school? Truant
What kind of ant is good at adding things up? Accountant
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
Why did't the ant jump of the diving board? he was hesitANT
Why did the Business ant get fired from work? He went on a big RANT
What do old fashond ants use for light? LANTerns
Why was the ant so repected? because he was an InformANT
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Tenants
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? Independant
What is the biggest ant in the world? Elephant
What ant is even bigger than that? Giant
What do you call a 100 year old ant? Antique
What game do ants play with elephants? Squash
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies
What do you call an ant from overseas? Important
What do you call an ant with frogs legs? Antphibian
What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.
Why did the ant race along the boxtop? Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line."
What do you call an ant who sluffs school? Truant
What kind of ant is good at adding things up? Accountant
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
Why did't the ant jump of the diving board? he was hesitANT
Why did the Business ant get fired from work? He went on a big RANT
What do old fashond ants use for light? LANTerns
Why was the ant so repected? because he was an InformANT
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hmu on aim for more ORIGINAL ant jokes
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Uhm... These aren't very funny...
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Cozo wrote Uhm... These aren't very funny...
LOL thats why their funny
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This honestly killed my day.
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im not ten, so no i dont think these are funny :arrow:
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JD_6060 wroteCozo wrote Uhm... These aren't very funny...
LOL thats why their funny
How does that make it funny...
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Haha there so stupid it makes them funny xD
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NVM, I read a joke wrong.
Also sage
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this is not funny you are either a spammer or a i dont know what section to post this in person
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ya their funny haha
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