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#21. Posted:
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Lunge wrote Just say this little poem,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Will you go to the prom with me,
Because I need a poo.

Works every time.


I Think...

thats good
make a banner out side her house
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gbrank wrote I don't know where you live but I can give you an example. I go to the New York Islander's game and each game there are birthday announcements and stuff. Once I heard someone ask a girl to the prom...She won't say no!


Yeah I was also thinking about this but with her favorite radio station or something
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Simple:
Roses are red
Lemons are Sour
Open your legs
And give me an hour
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Lynx-twist wrote
Lunge wrote Just say this little poem,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Will you go to the prom with me,
Because I need a poo.

Works every time.


I Think...

thats good
make a banner out side her house

Yes! That would be the best idea ever...
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lol,

Try this:

Just say this little poem,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Will you go to the prom with me,
or il just screw you

That is a stunner...
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Um.. what you need to do is grab her by the waist, rub your laxadating arms down her waist, when you feel a spot that seems to be a hole, stick your hands up in it, get your thumb, and gently rub the outer skin layer until you feel a gentle squirt come out of her.

Then... you zip down your pants, and pull something that looks like a stick out of your pants, gently force it up into the hole, and then whilest your standing infront of a teacher, ask her out to the prom.

Simple, I did it multiple times.


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If you know where she lives, one day just fill her room up with balloons and flowers and have a note somewhere saying will you go to prom with me and she will get all emotional and say yes. That's what I did to the girl I asked.
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Creapy wrote
Um.. what you need to do is grab her by the waist, rub your laxadating arms down her waist, when you feel a spot that seems to be a hole, stick your hands up in it, get your thumb, and gently rub the outer skin layer until you feel a gentle squirt come out of her.

Then... you zip down your pants, and pull something that looks like a stick out of your pants, gently force it up into the hole, and then whilest your standing infront of a teacher, ask her out to the prom.

Simple, I did it multiple times.

Thats abit weird... Don't you think...
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Roses are red,
My name is Dave,
This poem makes no sense,
MICROWAVE say that then say will u go to the prom with me
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Make A Banner Or Something? The Only Thing Is If She Says No...Your Screwed
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