BIGIR0NNUTZ wrote somehow, and I do not know how, I managed to kick my self in the testicles. If I hit any harder, I could have caused serious damage. It made me bleed :=?

..wtf?? hah one time i kicked my friend so hard there, he started to throw up.. heehee

I tripped and hit my throatt on a bench and hit my balls on the ground and split my adams apple in two and broke me windpipe. Yeah. Pretty Funny

Geting hit on the head from the counter
Attempting Jackass on a bed
I was 6
Got 10 stitches

breaking both of my wrists and cracking my knee racin dirtbikes...

I busted my head open in PE in 5th grade. We were playing capture the pin and I went to tag some one, missed, slid into the bleatchers(Imma bad speller lol) and they have little 2in pegs sticking out of them and I rammed the top of my head directly into it and there was lots and lots of blood on the gym floor :/ Btw, I had to get 10 staples in my head xD

Pitch wrote I tripped and hit my throatt on a bench and hit my balls on the ground and split my adams apple in two and broke me windpipe. Yeah. Pretty Funny

wtf? shouldn't you be dead?

Running in school and a massive door slammed me in the back of the head as I was trying to run through it almost put me in a coma

Cut My Head Open

im doing a dual enrolment program so basically i do college in high school. and my pain is when i lookad at my math grade which is a D i want to kill myself

Pitch wrote I tripped and hit my throatt on a bench and hit my balls on the ground and split my adams apple in two and broke me windpipe. Yeah. Pretty Funny

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