This guide really works, just starting out with this.

1) The first thing you need to do is get a decent job. I mean the local McDonalds could probably do if you were making atleast $8/hr. If you have a better job, you have some advantages then other people reading this guide.

2) The second part of this guide is that you need to be 18 to own a house(Atleast where I live, anyway) and you need to have some self-control over spending habits.

3) After both step 1 & 2 are completed, you will then start house buying. Please read this whole step before commenting, "oh this way is cheaper", because it isn't.
Anyways; We aren't looking to buy an old house, an apartment, or a mobile home. We are looking for lots that we could build a house.

4) Look for some empty lots and call up the people that own the land and ask the usual, "house-buying" questions you need to know. Ask if they can get the house government subsidized. This is 100% legal. If he says yes, move on to step 4a, if not, continue to 4b.

4a) You are set and ready to go. Buy the house even if it doesn't fit inside your budget. Continue to step 5.

4b) Ask him why not, and try to be as annoying as possible. If you start thinking he will never give in, hang up and look for another lot and return to step 4.

5) After the house is built, you can now finish what packing you have left, and move out of your parents house. When you get there, you should have bought the things on this list, nothing else! This means no stove, no fridge, no tables, and no chairs. But yes, you can have a toilet.

6) Set up your TV, couch, and toaster in convenient places around you, in one single room. This will maximize your no-lifing capabilities, and more time playing Modern Warfare 3.

7) During your first day, you want to buy as much chocolate milk as your minifridge can hold, and some cream cheese(or peanut butter if you prefer), and some bagels. If you look on the nutrition facts, 9 servings of chocolate milk give you almost all the %DV for one day for a man whose diet is based on 2000 calories. This is were your bagels come in. Two full bagels full up your %DV to 100% (assuming your buying the whole wheet bagels)

8 ) Drink 9 servings of chocolate milk a day, and 2 full bagels. You got all the food/energy for that day. Plus, all that calcium will increase your bones button-mashing powers for those street-fighter game-combos.


Enjoy

Also, I wrote this because I was bored. I know there are a lot of typo's, but guess who doesn't care...