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Chuck norris walked in to a club and tryed to take the tip jar

waiter: if you want it go and make that guy laugh

the guy laughed

he took the jar

next day...

Chuck norris walked in to a club and tryed to take the tip jar again

waiter: go and make that guy cry.

he cryed and tryed to take the jar.

Waiter: wait how did you make him laugh?

Chuck: i told him i have a bigger D*ck then him

Waiter: how did you make him cry?

Chuck: i showed him.

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Klimax wrote Chick Norris is so badass he trained his dog to pick up his shiit, because he doesn't take shiit from anyone


nice 1 man made me laugh
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-Makarov- wrote How did Chuck Norris get his d*ck 10 ft. long?
He folds it in half.

nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ever heard of a thingy called google? Lmao.
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lol chuck norris is classic og
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-Makarov- wrote How did Chuck Norris get his d*ck 10 ft. long?
He folds it in half.

LOL! I actually laughed...
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