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tinychat dot com slash omegle - Come chat with us! There will be punch and pie.
You: pie>
You: I LOVE PIE.
Stranger: i moderately enjoy pie
You:
Stranger: only meat pie
You: :OO
Stranger: cant stand apple or any of that shit
You: I iz Scared.
Stranger: why it means im less likely to eat your sacred pies
Stranger: you should feel safer
You: sacred?
You: Y U SO DUMB FO?
Stranger: unless it was all an elaborate ruse to make you believe i wouldn't eat your pies, lowering your guard then i go in for the kill and now that shit
Stranger: Me:1
you: 0
You: You're so silly.
You:
You: Where is a facepalm emoticon when you need it?
You: Ok..
You: This convo is dying
Stranger: i know
You: Where'd you go?
Stranger: but i feel glad i won it
You: I miss you so.
You: Ok.
Stranger: haha you dont know me i could be aNYONE
You: You didn't win "it".
Stranger: I COULD BE YOU FOR ALL YOU KNOW
You: Mind=Blown.
You: No, not really. Stop trying so hard.
Stranger: seriously man
Stranger: how do you know im not you
Stranger: from another time peroid
Stranger: just trying to **** with myself
You: I guess I can't be certain but.. you could call it a hunch.
Stranger: well
Stranger: let me fill you in on the future
Stranger: 2012 was all bs
You: Shoot.
You: Duh.
Stranger: you have an awesome year in 2016
You: Imo get teh aidz?
You: Cool.
Stranger: its the first time you experiment with heroin
You: :O
Stranger: leading to a life long addiction
You:
Stranger: but its cool cause we love the shit man
Stranger: so dont worry
You: I'm gonna be a **** up?
Stranger: you wouldnt have it any other way
Stranger: not a **** up
Stranger: drugs become part of future culture
Stranger: alco and cigs get banned
Stranger: pot becomes a staple in peoples diets
Stranger: it has restorative properties
You: Pot is good. Heroine, is a no no.
Stranger: heroin is prodiced by the coca cola corporation
Stranger: you get clean needles with a hit and shit its all good
You: Nu uh.
Stranger: in the future it is silly
You: Oh, I gotcha.
You: Continue..
Stranger: steer clear of trying speed
Stranger: your gunna want to in the year 2023
Stranger: you'll be at a party and your best friend at the time day day will be egging you on but dont man
You: The future is all drugs for me,eh? This is disappointing.
Stranger: you have a bad reactions from it and end up locked in a mental institiute for months you go off your nut bat shit crazy man
Stranger: everyone does in the future so its okay
Stranger: dont feel bad
Stranger: its not even frowned upon anymore
Stranger: its just what everone does
Stranger: your weird if you dont sort of thing
You: Your logic is flawed.
Stranger: why?
You: Are you having fun, question asker? lmao.
You: Because I say so.
Stranger: i enjoy talking to my past self, you seem so naive
Stranger: well i seem so naive
You: Just for giggles, what is MY name?
You: Or do I change it before you (me) discover this?
Stranger: You change it to megatron in 2013 on an lsd bender, because you were watching transformers and thought if you had the name you'd be able to transform
Stranger: its been that way for so long i forget what it even was before
You: You done goofed. I win.
You: GG No Re.
Stranger: i spouse you do win
Stranger: it would be quite a win to be able to talk to your future self, you should consider yourself a winner
Stranger: is there anything you'd like to know about your future?
Stranger: while im still here
Stranger: my time portal back will be opening soon
Stranger: and ill have to leave this plane
Stranger: back to my time
Stranger: I have a cat to look after
You: Yes, does my 18 inch long cawk ever lead to any problems?
Stranger: nah you lose about 17 inches of it in a kyaking accident
You: :O
Stranger: it flops out and you crush it between the kyak and a rock
You: No kyaking for me?
Stranger: clean tears the thing straight off
Stranger: yeah that'd be a good idea
You: Well, this has been interesting. Thanks, Me.
Stranger: also steer clear of women named kirra
Stranger: she'll break your heart
Stranger: good luck past me
Stranger: take it easy for mysake
You: Aww, but that's a cute name.
Stranger: and if you avoid heroin ima be very dissappointed in you
You: I see no disappointment in your future, good sir.
You: Heading out on my search for the good stuff right now.
Stranger: good boy
Stranger: (Y)
Stranger: enjoy the 18 incher while you got it
You: Will do.
Stranger: also avoid going to the twin towers on october 15th 2019
You: Before you go, would it be problematic for you if I decided to be gay?
Stranger: in the future you become asexual
Stranger: You feel attraction to nothing
Stranger: you feel nothing
Stranger: you love nothing apart from yourself
Stranger: and drugs
You: I wanted to leave on a good note..
Stranger: thats a good thing man
You: **** ME.
Stranger: You're happier than you've ever been when you were afflicted by attraction
Stranger: you made yourself miserable chasing women
You: Oh.. Ok then.
Stranger: you have a kitty
You: You lose again..
Stranger: hes your best frined in the world
Stranger: and in the future cats have evolved to not have claws and teeth
You: Do I also loose my concentration and attention to detail?
Stranger: so theyre just cute and cuddley
You: devolved, you mean?
Stranger: the drugs'll do that to you
You: ouch.
Stranger: nah they can shoot lazers out of the holes were the claws and shit were
You: O, ok. It's all good then.
You: Start of a new breed.
Stranger: breed changes its meaning in the future
Stranger: after the great war of 2030
You: It changes, all by itself?
Stranger: it now means to fart
You: I'll take note of that..
Stranger: no alot of people got **** up on drugs and burned down all the libraries and information archieves
Stranger: and just forgot what it meant
Stranger: so we just assigned a new meaning to the word
You: Uh huh.
You: My head hurts.
Stranger: I know its alot to take in
Stranger: theres so much i wish i could tell you
Stranger: warn you of
Stranger: but i cant take the fun out of life for you
Stranger: i can just give you little pointers
Stranger: they dont call me megatron for nothing
You: You will come to regret this decision..
Stranger: what decision?
You: The moment you decided to talk to me..
You: I've decided to end my life after this conversation.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: You'll kill me!
You: Just to **** over my future self.
Stranger: you bastard
Stranger: why would you do that
You: Bahahahaha, the power!!!
You: OH THE POWER!!!
Stranger: you accomplish so much in your lifetime
You: You have 1 minute to convince me not to go with this
You: starting...
You: NOW.
You: through*
You: ****
Stranger: Two words: Virtual reality
its coming
You: I'll start over.
You: Now.
You: !!
Stranger: imagine a flesh light, but not a shitty flesh light and a real life sex simulated experience
Stranger: no cuddling afterwards just turn off the machine and shoot up som h
You: I LIKE CUDDLING.. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!!
You: 26 secs..
You: GO!!
Stranger: They invent a new animal
Stranger: its a cross fart of a chicken and a pig
Stranger: taste like friend chicken and bacon at the same time
You: REALLY?
Stranger: ya huh
You: No SHIT?
Stranger: god i was so gay back now, lol cuddling as if
You: OMG. I believe this to be too good to be true? Could it be?
Stranger: its true
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: i tried to have sex with one once
You: How could I not trust myself?
You: how did it go?
Stranger: i realized it was a chow and i was like lol wtf **** that shit
You: :O
You: Can't blame me.
You: I did the same thing.
Stranger: you mean we?
You: No.
You: You aren't even real.
Stranger: how Are we communicating if im not real?
Stranger: if anything im more real then you are
You: This is a dream.. My dream.
Stranger: why dont you have the control then?
You: I do?
Stranger: proove it
Stranger: make me say something i dont want to
Stranger: like make me confess that im not really you
Stranger: which i am, dont get confused'
You: I choose not to. I don't have to.
You: I am in control here.
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: this is real
Stranger: you need to accept the seriousness of the situation your in thou
Stranger: the time police are probably going to be knocking on your door any minute now
Stranger: do you know how illegal it is to talk to your past self?!
You: Who is this?
Stranger: they can't catch future me, but they can easily find you
You: OMG WHO IS THIS??
Stranger: with your stone age tech
You: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?
Stranger: im you man
You: ????
Stranger: say to who?
You: HE'S DEAD!!!
Stranger: it can't of been megatron?
You: WHAT?
Stranger: can you please but out
Stranger: im trying to talk to my future self
You: YOU'RE CRAZY!
Stranger: im not the one using caps..
Stranger: =/
You: What could have been... Why did you **** this up? Ughh
Stranger: what did i **** up?
You: -_-
Stranger: ? o.O
You: Bye, worthless stranger. You failed to entertain me.
Stranger: as if
You have disconnected.