I SNOTTED ON A VIBRATOR IN A BUSH BECAUSE I'M KEWL





Very funny

Mine is:

I TURNED ON A TRAMP IN A CAR PARK BECAUSE IM A spoon

Mine was so random !!!

WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YUR SURENAME?
A- I HAD AND ORGASNM OVER..
B- I SLEPT WITH..
C- I LICKED A..
D- I SMELT SOME1NS..
E- I BIT..
F- I FELT UP A..
G- I SHAGED..
H- I HUMPED..
I- I CHASED..
J- I SPRAYED..
K- I SANG TO..
L- I DANCED WITH..
M- I PUT MY FOOT IN..
N- I SNOTTED ON..
O- I BRUSHED...
P- I MADE A MOVE ON
Q- I SHIT ON...
R- I RAVED WITH..
S- I MADE LOVE TO A..
T- I SHOT...
U- I PUT MY..
V- I KISSED..
W- I SAT ON A..
X- I HAD A FLING WITH..
Y- I TURNED ON A..
Z- I WENT OUT WITH ..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- A NUN..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- JAHOVA WITNESS..
J- RABBIT..
K- SHOE..
L- APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- THE BIG ISSUE WOMAN
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- A LIDLE WORKER..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- ON A SWING
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN A SHED..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS 11..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- IN A LIMO
YELLOW- IN MCDONELDS..
GREY- IN A CAR PARK
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE IM KEWL..
BLACK- BECAUSE IT I WAS HORNY
BROWN- BECAUSE IM A RETARD
GINGER- BECAUSE IM A SPAZ
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF SEX
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER

i smelt someones shoe in a shead because im kewl

I turned on a Prostitue when i was 11 because i am a spaz, That made LOL

I'm sat on a rabbit behind the sofa because I'm kewl.
I'm wearing no shirt mwuahahha