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JOKES OF THE DAY - sick, evil , out of order jokes
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IF SOME JOKES OFFEND YOU, THEN THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU, IF YOU ARE FINE WITH ANY JOKES, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU. also i don't know if you are aloud these sorts of jokes on here, if not please say
1) BBC NEWS: Kenya offer condolences to Japan.
Trust the Africans to get friendly when water is involved.
2) After a night out, I dropped the wife off and drove the babysitter home.
As we pulled up outside her house, I turned to thank her and noticed she was struggling to find the door handle.
I stretched across, my arm softly brushing against her breast.
"Oh, sorry about that," I said apologetically.
"That's Ok," she replied, with a certain glint in her eye, "I liked it."
I thought to myself, "****, she's up for it, do I take a chance?"
As I nervously moved forward to kiss her, she slowly closed her eyes and opened her mouth, our tongues met. I slipped my hand up her skirt and before I knew it, we'd had the most mind-blowing sex in the car.
After, I breathlessly said,"Thanks mum, same time next week, yeah?"
3) A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.
I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.
4) Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
5) Who here wants to play a game of rape?
No? That's the spirit!
1) BBC NEWS: Kenya offer condolences to Japan.
Trust the Africans to get friendly when water is involved.
2) After a night out, I dropped the wife off and drove the babysitter home.
As we pulled up outside her house, I turned to thank her and noticed she was struggling to find the door handle.
I stretched across, my arm softly brushing against her breast.
"Oh, sorry about that," I said apologetically.
"That's Ok," she replied, with a certain glint in her eye, "I liked it."
I thought to myself, "****, she's up for it, do I take a chance?"
As I nervously moved forward to kiss her, she slowly closed her eyes and opened her mouth, our tongues met. I slipped my hand up her skirt and before I knew it, we'd had the most mind-blowing sex in the car.
After, I breathlessly said,"Thanks mum, same time next week, yeah?"
3) A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.
I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.
4) Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
5) Who here wants to play a game of rape?
No? That's the spirit!
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