you remember the perk joke if u didnt here it is

Last night, i got your girl into last stand. I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had iron lungs, i am glad i had Painkiller. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. luckily for her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing One man Army, and you didn't hear us because we were both using Ninja!!


but thats not my point this 1 funnier



So there was this CRISIS in my hometown of VILLA. TheHANOI district was gonna be used as a NUKETOWN. The LAUNCH would be in 3 hours and the RADIATION would kill us. So i went to the neighboring town of GRID and saw an ARRAY of hot blonde chicks. After an hour i CRACKED one of them and we went to the SUMMIT of Mt HAVANA. She told me to put my WMD in her but even though it was JUNGLE down there it was awesome and my FIRING RANGE increased by 5 inches. A new record!