oh that's cool, here's my speech -

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so lucky! And being on this site for one year - it's such a heavy burden! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to secretly suspect that even in my wildest AA meetings, I never would have fantasized that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other suck-ass nominees, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped your fake smiles makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Xanax and laugh about how great my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda numb

You know, there are so many blood-sucking leeches to thank! First off though, I want to thank the glorified prostitutes of the Academy, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Satan, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you Shitlords, and good night!

this is from a site that let me make my own speech without me using my thoughtbox. Seriously though, I have no one to thank except my internet provider and Sean for keeping the site going I guess.

GG