Well, it was high school , freshman year. At my high school, one of the freshman algrebra teachers was very hot. She had the perfect body and was very pretty. On day in her class, I asked if she could help me after school with some homework, and of course she said yes. So i come into her class room after school and i set down in one of the old fashion desks with chairs attached to them (at the time i was very fat). As I get comfy, my teachers starts helping me with my homework. After 10 mins or so, she gets an email that all the freshman teachers were having a meeting at that moment. So she leaves and tells me she would be righ back. After what happens next i wish she never came back... So here I was, sitting im an empty class room. I got hungry and ate a chocolate bar. What i didn't realize is the chocolate bar in my bag was high in fiber, and fiber really makes me have to poop. 10 minutes later i suddenly get the urge to take a very big shit. So I get up. Here's the funny part, I couldn't. I was so fat that i literally couldn't get out of my chair. I was stuck in a desk with this huge urge to shit. Now here's where it got better. The desk was pressing so tightly on my stomach that it actually felt like it was pushing my shit out of my. And then it happened. Just randomly i guess i couldn't hold it in. It burst making a huge farting noise. Here I was stuck in a desk with the feeling of poop running down my leg. I thought to myself, "hopefully it all stayed in my pants" . Here's the best part. My teacher walks in right at that moment. As soon as that door swung open, she could smell it. She didn't realize i shit my self, all she asked was "really?" Thinking that i farted. She looked down and too my luck was a huge puddle of direaha that leaked from my pants. I sat there with a year running down my eye and said "I'm stuck in my desk" it was so embarrassing. And too my luck, at that moment a very hot popular chick walked in. Looked down. Saw the mess and threw up. She ran out of the class. I didn't know what to do. The algrebra teacher brought in janitors and they literally tore the desk apart just to get me out. I changed clothes at the nurses office and went home. I was glad it was over. Until I saw the hot popular chicks twitter. She had posted what happened and my name too. It was the worst day of my life but ws actaully pretty funny.

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